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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 02 Aug 2004 : 10:14:33
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Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."
Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.
Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his
behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday.
Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.
LETTER 1:
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.
LETTER 2:
Dear God,
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Leroy
Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.
LETTER 3:
Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Leroy
Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either .
Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.
Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room.
He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.
Leroy began to write his letter to God.
LETTER 5:
I'VE GOT YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed
YOU KNOW WHO
I Just Lay It Out...For Yo' All To Play It Out... |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 02 Aug 2004 : 13:37:42
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lolz!!!!! datz wicked!!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2768 Posts
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Posted - 02 Aug 2004 : 22:46:06
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lol!!
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 03 Aug 2004 : 15:51:52
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lolz!!!
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Uzi
Asian Toddler
United Kingdom
97 Posts
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Posted - 03 Aug 2004 : 21:45:38
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:09:17
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nang!
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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