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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 24 Jul 2004 : 21:20:08
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The England Football Coach, Sven Goran Ericksson is appearing on "Who wants to be a Millionaire?"
He has reached the million pound question and Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this one is for a million pounds, and remember you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.
Here's your question : What type of animal lives in a Sett?"
Is it,
A) a badger
B) a ferret
C) a mole OR
D) a cuckoo?
Remember that he's from Sweden and some unusual English words may not be known to him. Sven ponders for a while, and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not sure. I'll have to go 50:50. "Right, Sven, we'll take away two wrong answers and you are left with BADGER and CUCKOO.
Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm still not sure. I'll phone a friend" "Who are you going to call,
Sven?", asks Chris.
"Hmmmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham", says Sven.
So Chris telephones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire?'. I've got Sven Goran Ericksson here and with your help he could win a million pounds. The next voice you will hear will be Sven's".
"Hello, David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a sett? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"
"It's a badger, boss", says David without any hesitation.
"Are you sure, son?" asks Sven.
"Definitely, boss. One hundred per cent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger."
"Is that your final answer, Sven?" asks Chris.
"Yes!" says Sven.
"That's the correct answer, you've won the million pounds!!"
Wild celebrations ensue in the studio .....
Next morning at football training, Sven calls David across. "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how did you know that a badger lives in a sett?"
"Oh ..., I didn't, boss." replies David, "but everyone knows a cuckoo lives in a clock"
I Just Lay It Out...For Yo' All To Play It Out... |
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2768 Posts
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Posted - 24 Jul 2004 : 22:34:10
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lol, gud 1 lut.
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 25 Jul 2004 : 22:53:28
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lolz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 27 Jul 2004 : 15:31:19
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lolz!!!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3605 Posts
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Posted - 27 Jul 2004 : 16:03:48
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lolzz
lut is da joker honestly
~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~ |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 27 Jul 2004 : 16:22:57
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often jokin abt how nice he is!!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3605 Posts
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Posted - 27 Jul 2004 : 18:01:50
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lolz
~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~ |
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 27 Jul 2004 : 18:37:11
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Originally posted by sweet_as_suga
often jokin abt how nice he is!!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.
I Just Lay It Out...For Yo' All To Play It Out...
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2768 Posts
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Posted - 27 Jul 2004 : 19:00:07
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lol @ sweetz
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Nisha
Asian Baby
32 Posts
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Posted - 27 Jul 2004 : 23:11:40
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 28 Jul 2004 : 19:10:19
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lut. ur face is always lyk dat!
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 28 Jul 2004 : 22:21:35
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Originally posted by sweet_as_suga
lut. ur face is always lyk dat!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.
wat can i say sweet - U hav dat effect on me!!
I Just Lay It Out...For Yo' All To Play It Out...
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2768 Posts
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Posted - 28 Jul 2004 : 23:44:05
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oh dat is jst mean lut.!!
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 29 Jul 2004 : 00:19:49
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muahahahaha
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2768 Posts
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Posted - 01 Aug 2004 : 21:06:47
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lol
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:10:04
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xxxxxxxxxxx
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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