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aryan
Junior Asian
Bangladesh
166 Posts
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Posted - 06 Aug 2004 : 09:19:11
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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
~aryan~
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2768 Posts
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Posted - 06 Aug 2004 : 15:29:43
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lol, gud 1
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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ssssima
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1862 Posts
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Posted - 06 Aug 2004 : 15:44:07
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Lolz!
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 06 Aug 2004 : 17:27:19
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lolz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2120 Posts
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Posted - 06 Aug 2004 : 18:44:36
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hahahahahhahahhahha!!!!
love it!
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3605 Posts
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Posted - 06 Aug 2004 : 19:00:18
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| LOLZZ |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 07 Aug 2004 : 23:58:14
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lol datz heavy!!!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 13:05:36
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innitt lolz x
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:05:49
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it is
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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