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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
161 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 15:07:20
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A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years and I'm the father of your daughter, Hillary. On top of that, I've been stealing from the firm for a decade."
"Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
6187 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 15:31:25
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read b4
~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~ |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 18:02:34
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.........
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9260 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 20:22:53
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yep read a variation on this b4 too
Aint nobody...posts it better... |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 07:17:44
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i c
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 13:15:05
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"yawning"........heard a similar 1 b4...."next" haha
"aja we tu nachle balle balle" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 16:17:30
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lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 23:10:30
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lolz
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7206 Posts
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Posted - 08 Oct 2004 : 23:07:31
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fine! i dint hear 1 b4.........
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 09 Oct 2004 : 13:30:55
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me2
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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