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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
168 Posts
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Posted - 08 Oct 2004 : 15:31:45
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A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -- giving that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
"Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 08 Oct 2004 : 15:33:46
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duhhhh lolzzz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7355 Posts
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Posted - 08 Oct 2004 : 23:06:48
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lol
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 09 Oct 2004 : 13:30:39
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innit man....lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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