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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 15:33:21
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An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large
farm for several years. He had a large pond
in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming when it was built
One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
for a while, and look it over. He grabbed
a five gallon bucket to bring back some
fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're
not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the
alligator."
I Just Lay It Out...For Yo' All To Play It Out... |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3605 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 15:37:14
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 16:27:51
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hahahah u r soo funny, Alhamdulillah, keep me smiling, ur gd at that x
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 16:39:09
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cheers
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 15:22:24
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lolz datz wkd!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:05:14
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nang!
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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