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Lutonian
Asian Moderator

United Kingdom
6068 Posts

Posted - 24 Jul 2004 :  21:08:51      
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

I Just Lay It Out...For Yo' All To Play It Out...

Fabia
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2691 Posts

Posted - 24 Jul 2004 :  21:10:46          
LOLZ!!!!!!

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3605 Posts

Posted - 27 Jul 2004 :  16:04:19      
lolzzzzzz
poor duck

~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~

babygal
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2768 Posts

Posted - 27 Jul 2004 :  18:59:32      
lol!!

Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!

Amina
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
5028 Posts

Posted - 11 Aug 2004 :  21:11:58    
poor ducks

live life 2 d ful xtent
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