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Nij
Teen Asian
United Kingdom
874 Posts
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Posted - 28 Jul 2004 : 10:32:52
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Male Version...
First I was afraid, I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head. If I'd known for just one second you'd Assault me in your bed. I tried to go, walk out the door But you've been sitting on my legs and I Can't feel them anymore And now you're sitting on my face, My nose has vanished - not a trace, I only hope that your big knickers aren't Made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a sl*t.
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly bre*sts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad, God what made me want to court her? With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water It's time to go, run out the door She's started hinting she wants sex on her Dirty lino floor I don't think there's anything worse Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE !
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Nij
Teen Asian
United Kingdom
874 Posts
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Posted - 28 Jul 2004 : 10:33:12
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
By the ugly wa*ker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, I would've Tried to keep my head, If I'd know for just one second I'd be in Your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door. But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor. Your butt's a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace, But I'd rather look at that, than at your F###ing ugly face...!
I want to go, I've got to leave. Your talk of chicks and football really makes Me want to heave. I only know I've got to stop my drinking Spirits and the beer Coz when I looked at you last night, you Looked just like Richard Gere !
Please let me go, I feel quite sick, We had the worst sex in the world and you're An ugly pr*ck I should have sh**ged your gorgeous mate, At least he's got a lovely flat But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm Stuck with you, you tw*t.
It's time to go, run out the door. You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun !
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3605 Posts
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Posted - 28 Jul 2004 : 11:24:03
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lolzzzzz
~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~ |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 29 Jul 2004 : 12:25:23
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lolz xxx
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:11:12
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nice one nij
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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