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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:36:27
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lol in da meantime read this joke :D
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are
three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted,
I want the first wish.I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and
have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff, and
he was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after
lunch at 12.35pm"
Lesson I: " Always allow the bosses to speak first"
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:37:55
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Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document,
and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
hahahaha this is hilarious one
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ssssima
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1791 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:51:20
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LOLOLOL!!!! jokerrrzz!
"Mujhse Doosti Karoge?" |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:56:23
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dese jokes r 4 u sssima
ur da manager na ;)
hehe
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ssssima
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1791 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:57:22
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Lolzzz pagal khushiiiii
"Mujhse Doosti Karoge?" |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 13:01:49
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oiiii u callin' me pagal
den
den
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u r
lemme think
u r bander
hehehe
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 13:54:11
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lolz gud jks khushi, keep em cummin!!! lol
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 14:03:33
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lolz sure
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ssssima
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1791 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:09:14
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lolllllll
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im a bandar! ok PAGAL
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:15:21
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hehehe
sims da bander
kool eh
how about chota bander lolzz
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ssssima
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1791 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:29:13
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Lollllll chota bandar but im not chotah tho im 5'11
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:30:07
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ok ur kafi lamba but ur chota in age na :p
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2013 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 19:42:32
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oooooooooo hehe lolz......
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4180 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 19:56:02
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i wudnt wit dis cud be a long list
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 17 Jul 2004 : 15:31:17
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lolz
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4008 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:18:21
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quote:
Originally posted by khushi
hehehe
sims da bander
kool eh
how about chota bander lolzz
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sounds cool
live life 2 d ful xtent
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