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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
119 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 10:56:52
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Battle of the Sexes
MONEY
A man will pay £2 for a £1 item that he wants.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t want.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothpaste, a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the hotel.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS
An Asian woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
An Asian woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
Asian men never worry about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful Asian man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful Asian woman is one who can find such a man
MARRIAGE
An Asian woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
An Asian man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, watering the plants, empty the rubbish bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Asian men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Asian women somehow deteriorate during the night.
CHILDREN
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears, and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
SPICE OF LIFE
If an Asian husband brings home some flowers for no apparent reason-there is a reason
MARRIAGE
An Asian woman who is single- is still looking for Dr.Right
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 12:18:08
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yeh read it b4
~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~ |
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groovychick
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1970 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 12:23:53
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dats funny!! ( sum r tru bt nt all!!)
BoRn As A WiNnEr,LiVe aZ A WiNnEr N dIe Az A wInNeR!!! |
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
119 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 13:02:09
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Ok guys, which bits are true?
Cos i have actually met many people that fits those criteria!!!
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2013 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 14:31:20
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some of it is true bruv........x
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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groovychick
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1970 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 14:31:31
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lol!!! evry single criteria?? nw dats weird!!
BoRn As A WiNnEr,LiVe aZ A WiNnEr N dIe Az A wInNeR!!! |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2013 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 14:34:25
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yeh that is wierd inni sis, cos i knw a few myself who carry that type of criteria, but not all of them...but who knows, henneh.......
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 20:45:55
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lol, yeh agree wid u fabia!! so cum on mokbol, explain hw dey fit in2 all da criteria, coz dats jst weird!!
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Uzi
Asian Toddler
United Kingdom
91 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:09:58
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intresting stuff mokbol.....
laterz.... |
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
119 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 19:47:27
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well what i meant was, that it was so typical of asian man and woman!!
i mean like shopping, bathroom,future, marriage etc
maybe they dont apply to one woman/man and broadly speaking it seems like it! if u know what i mean
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 17 Jul 2004 : 15:29:22
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hmmm, ye i guess so
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4008 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:19:03
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read it b4
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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