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khushi	Posted - 13 Jul 2004 : 15:37:18 Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called? Student: I don't know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called? Student: They r called Germs *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
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Amina	Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:18:21 quote: Originally posted by khushi hehehe sims da bander kool eh how about chota bander lolzz *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~* sounds cool live life 2 d ful xtent
babygal	Posted - 17 Jul 2004 : 15:31:17 lolz Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!
sweet_as_suga	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 19:56:02 i wudnt wit dis cud be a long list .•:¨`:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:´¨:•.
Fabia	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 19:42:32 oooooooooo hehe lolz...... "He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!" "O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:30:07 ok ur kafi lamba but ur chota in age na :p *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
ssssima	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:29:13 Lollllll chota bandar but im not chotah tho im 5'11 "Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:15:21 hehehe sims da bander kool eh how about chota bander lolzz *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
ssssima	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 17:09:14 lolllllll i i i im a bandar! ok PAGAL "Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 14:03:33 lolz sure *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
babygal	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 13:54:11 lolz gud jks khushi, keep em cummin!!! lol Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 13:01:49 oiiii u callin' me pagal den den den u r lemme think u r bander hehehe *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
ssssima	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:57:22 Lolzzz pagal khushiiiii "Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:56:23 dese jokes r 4 u sssima ur da manager na ;) hehe *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
ssssima	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:51:20 LOLOLOL!!!! jokerrrzz! "Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:37:55 Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy." hahahaha this is hilarious one *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:36:27 lol in da meantime read this joke :D A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish.I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. "Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted " I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff, and he was also gone. The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm" Lesson I: " Always allow the bosses to speak first" *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
ssssima	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:15:35 Lolzz letme think n il get back 2ya "Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 12:11:45 sure sir anything else *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
ssssima	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 11:55:05 LOL!! keep dem cumin "Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"
khushi	Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 11:45:12 oh datz gr8 lemme find some more jokes wait :D *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
sweet_as_suga	Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 19:37:42 lol!!! go khushi dese def. brighten up my day!!!! .•:¨`:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:´¨:•.
babygal	Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 17:48:18 lol, i've got dem jkes!!! dey kool Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!
khushi	Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 15:53:57 A sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a thermos flask.' The sardar then asks, 'What does it do?' The clerk responds, 'It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.' The sardar says, 'I'll take it!' The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, 'What is that shiny object with you?' He said, 'It's a thermos flask.' The boss then says, 'What does it do?' He replies, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.' The boss said, 'Wow, what do you have in it?' The sardar replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a coke.' hehe *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
khushi	Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 15:46:29 sure :D *~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~*
Fabia	Posted - 14 Jul 2004 : 15:43:11 oh dang!!!...... im soo sory hunny, oh well its all gd, but keep them jokes coming acha...lolz x "He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!" "O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

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