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khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  15:37:18    
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs



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Fabia
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2013 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  15:48:13        
hahaha lolz gd one bruv

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  16:14:56    
lol

here is another one

Teacher : Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
Pupil: Moon...
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it.

:D :D



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ssssima
Senior Asian

United Kingdom
1791 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  17:28:59        
Lolzzz i lyk carryon....more jokes

"Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"

babygal
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2698 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  17:56:03      
lol, gud jkes
n sima uu jst tryin 2 get 1000 posts

Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!

ssssima
Senior Asian

United Kingdom
1791 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  18:12:21        
LOLOLOL!! HAHAHA UNO ITT!

"Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"

babygal
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2698 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  18:31:19      
lol, so go on tell us sum mre jkes!!

Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  19:00:47    
sure guyz
jus wait n watch ;)



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babygal
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2698 Posts

Posted - 13 Jul 2004 :  22:26:10      
gud gud

Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  12:19:40    


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ssssima
Senior Asian

United Kingdom
1791 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  14:34:53        
Khushi cumoonnnn more jokes pwease i waited a whole day now lol

"Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"

Fabia
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2013 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  14:36:41        
yeh bruv, entertain us with ur jokes.....always up 4 a laugh xx

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  14:54:44    
alrite guyz
lemme put my joker cap on
n put some smiles on yer faces :D


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khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:12:56    
okie guyz here u go

TEACHER: Why are you late?

WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

:D :D



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khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:13:19    
TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

hehehehe


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khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:13:50    
TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


smart child

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khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:14:16    
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


lolzzzz



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khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:17:38    
Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

Puppy: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the Same day same time.

hehehe lolzz

ok dats it for today.. rest tomorrow okie :D


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Fabia
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2013 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:28:59        
ahahahahahhhhaha aaww these sure did put a big on ma face...nice on bruv.... u knw we like.....xxx

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:29:39    
oh thanx ma'am
btw why do ya call me bruv i aint a guy hon' ;)



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Fabia
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2013 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:35:19        
sorry, but dint get the last bit...wht was the last bit and soz 4 calln u that neways its cool........

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:38:27    
hey dont be sorry :D
i was just saying that im a gal not a guy


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Fabia
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2013 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:43:11        
oh dang!!!...... im soo sory hunny, oh well its all gd, but keep them jokes coming acha...lolz x

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:46:29    
sure :D


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khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  15:53:57    
A sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a thermos flask.' The sardar then asks, 'What does it do?' The clerk responds, 'It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.' The sardar says, 'I'll take it!' The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, 'What is that shiny object with you?' He said, 'It's a thermos flask.' The boss then says, 'What does it do?' He replies, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.' The boss said, 'Wow, what do you have in it?' The sardar replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a coke.'

hehe


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babygal
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2698 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  17:48:18      
lol, i've got dem jkes!!! dey kool

Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!

sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
4179 Posts

Posted - 14 Jul 2004 :  19:37:42      
lol!!! go khushi dese def. brighten up my day!!!!

.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 15 Jul 2004 :  11:45:12    
oh datz gr8
lemme find some more jokes
wait :D


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ssssima
Senior Asian

United Kingdom
1791 Posts

Posted - 15 Jul 2004 :  11:55:05        
LOL!! keep dem cumin

"Mujhse Doosti Karoge?"

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
3220 Posts

Posted - 15 Jul 2004 :  12:11:45    
sure sir
anything else


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ssssima
Senior Asian

United Kingdom
1791 Posts

Posted - 15 Jul 2004 :  12:15:35        
Lolzz letme think n il get back 2ya

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