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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  19:10:50            
oh ur a sylethi also ... well then, im sure ull get used to it ...

maybe life is just a dream

Naz
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1076 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  19:13:01    
what did u think i was?!

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BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  19:15:47              
jeta vhalo lage! lol!

ji amra syleti bhasha e kotha boli
kintu amra dhakaia bashateo khub e ogrogami
or
kintu amra dhakaia bashateo khub e parodorshi

:)

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BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  19:16:31              
ji amra syleti bhasha e kotha boli kintu amra dhakaia bashateo khub e parodorshi

BT, springs his long tail, and jumps over a high hence! weee heee!

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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  19:26:58            
congratulations, BT you have finally evoloved from a syleti to a vertebrate!! good job !!

maybe life is just a dream

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  19:59:17              
No, My bum just went psycho there! Hence i was talking out my arse!

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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  20:02:05            
is that also where u ingest?? or maybe its bcos of the height difference of sylhet that its just difference in those heights? (btw dont got nothin against syletis if i can become one of em)

Maybe life is just a dream

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  20:12:55              
Height difference? you meant altitude?

Well, BT's responce to that would be! lol!

When you take a dump from a higher altitude, the s*** bellyflops into the bowl, causing the water to spash on your cheeks and causing you to feel quite skeeved, now having to rinse off your bum. Now ask yourself why Dhaka gets flooded every year! :)

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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 08 Jun 2004 :  20:22:26            
jemsbhai asks himself: "why does dhaka get flooded ever year?"

*dreamy vision* arise, young jems, it is i, the wise jems of the future and i shall answer your query ... " Bangladesh is faced with serious flooding everyear, and also with extreme overpopulation ... and the problem is cylic and the reason lies with the issue of animosity of sylodis and dahaiiyas ... the sylet region does not flood everyear and coupled with sporadic electric outages, thus giving sylethis more time and opportunity for their national pastime: Reproduction. as more and more sylodis begin to roam sylhet, they move southwards in search of greener pastures and occupations besides tea farming ... this happens right before the flood season ... and then the phenomenon occurs ... the combined weight of the tea-bloated sylodis bodies, like the proverbial "burden on the land" causes the entire landmass of lower bangladesh to slip below sea level ... and thus come the flood waters .. now this causes disruption to power production in the industrial centers of dhaka, thus causing power outages in sylet among other places, and hence the cycle continues "... jems!! stop playing with the time machine!! *vision abruptly ends*

jemsbhai has now learnt from the wise jems of the future .. the truth ... the naked truth ...

Maybe life is just a dream

Edited by - jemsbhai on 08 Jun 2004 20:23:01

fawaz
Super Member

United Kingdom
2537 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  10:21:47              
Smoking Kills.........galz (on da forum) shud try it sumtime".........lol

wag1 ppl!

Fabia
Average Cub

United Kingdom
659 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  15:58:41        
I dont smoke and i dont intend too, pls bros/sis, dont smoke, harming yourself...
x

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

fawaz
Super Member

United Kingdom
2537 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  15:59:42              
OKAY!

wag1 ppl!

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  16:41:46              
Damn, To much smoke, Need more oxygen!!

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Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  16:50:06      
BT, thats just brummie air quality for you...

(having said that..london aint so good either)

The Tarmac Terrorist

ALISHA_NIQ
Junior Cub

United Kingdom
330 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  16:54:48    
i smoke occasionally, just to peeve my hubby as he smokes

I hate the taste though

"Live and Let Live....As LIfe is to Short...Never forget your roots"

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  16:56:13              
You neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! HoH! ALISHA smokez, Whats the world coming to? BT, calls for Fabis sis! Come quickly Fabia apu!

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ALISHA_NIQ
Junior Cub

United Kingdom
330 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  16:58:00    
BT.........Only once or twice, just to annoy him

No regular smoker, its just so yuck, especially when u inhale the smoke....YUCK

"Live and Let Live....As LIfe is to Short...Never forget your roots"

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  16:59:50              
Lutonian, True! When I’m down London on my weekend breaks visiting my sister and chilling in and around central London. I can’t help but noticing everyone’s walking around with soot in there hair!

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BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  17:02:43              
Alisha, Your new nickname is! FagAsh! lol! Joke!

Alisha yeah, It is a disgusting habit, one which i'm trying my upmost best to put a stop to.

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Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  21:31:17    
gd lk bengal

live life 2 d ful xtent

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  21:34:35            
ur supposed to inhale, when u put that cigarrete on ur lips, suck on the shaft and swallow whatever comes out, and ull grow to like it ... wait ur married to a smoker why am i telling u this??
i guess its entirely for the perversion :P

quote:
Originally posted by ALISHA_NIQ

i smoke occasionally, just to peeve my hubby as he smokes

I hate the taste though

"Live and Let Live....As LIfe is to Short...Never forget your roots"



Maybe life is just a dream

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:00:15              
My thoughts exactly jemsbhai, Theres nothing like a good smoke after an equally good feast!

Wouldn't you agree!

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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:02:47            
@BT: amen.

@Alisha: concentrate on lip and tongue action, and the taste should become smoother, as will the experience as a whole ...

Maybe life is just a dream

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:05:13              
His at it again! lol!

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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:07:41            
what? i saw it in a video ... actually many videos ... they all said the same thing ... im just quoting

Maybe life is just a dream

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:08:27            
and remember, by video, i may mean documentary ...

Maybe life is just a dream

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:12:21              
Was it the one on, 10 fabulous ways to utilise your cigarette holder!

BT, Pounces once more!


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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:15:50            
ermm not exactly, although the word i vaguely remember the fabulous in the title ... and it was just the perfect scene for advising alisha, the person demonstrating was married too, (or so we were lead to believe) ... and she actually performed pretty well, considering she was an amateur ... jemsbhai would rate it a 7.5 out of 10

Maybe life is just a dream

Fabia
Average Cub

United Kingdom
659 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:28:34        
[quote]Originally posted by BengaLTiger

You neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! HoH! ALISHA smokez, Whats the world coming to? BT, calls for Fabis sis! Come quickly Fabia apu!

Aww Brother, why do you ask me, i know the least, but Dear Sister Alisha, please smoking is not a healthy habit or a good habit, it is close to being mahkroo, as one Alim has said through Tablighi... and persuda your dear husband dulla bhai to stop too

Allahu Alim (Allah knows best)
xxxxx

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 09 Jun 2004 :  22:31:47            
Tablighi?? *blink blink*

Maybe life is just a dream
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