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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 22 May 2004 : 16:04:07
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
well developed and open to trade, especially for
high financed investors.
Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for
the finer things.
Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia ....
lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need
of massive reconstruction.
Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate
that keeps people away.
Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia ....
a long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not
much of a future.
From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan.....
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go
there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
Ruled by a dick (tator)
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7238 Posts
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Posted - 26 May 2004 : 22:32:01
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well well well
a nice way of putting it brother mokbol...
but im sure guys have more attributes like us sisters...
x
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"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!" |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 27 May 2004 : 10:54:05
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nice 1...................
wag1 ppl! |
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 27 May 2004 : 21:01:37
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Salaams,
Well sister Fabia, I think your being to generous towards guys dont u think ?(lol)
Its prob true abt 99.999999999% of guys (lol)
boyz if u disagree, feel free to complain and prove me and sis fabia wrong!
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:18:02
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t
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:31:50
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hey what about a woman before 18?? is a 16 year old not a woman then??
maybe life is just a dream |
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:33:24
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hmm africa ... burning desert on top, hot tropical rainforest below ...
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:35:25
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Welll........at 16 they aint got a clue abt themselves (sorry girls)
lol
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:36:57
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hey ALZ!!! where r u!!
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:38:50
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Well here it goes!!
Male bashing by 16 year old girls from around the world,
led by Jembhai!!!
lol
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:41:04
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around the world?? where are the rest of the 16 year olds?? and the 15?? etc etc ...
(this post does not reflect the true dispositions of jemsbhai towards the heinous actions known as paedophilia)
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:48:09
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Mate what u on abt paedophilia???
It was just a jokily comment abt 16 year olds be it boy or girl, having no clue abt life.
We all been through it, we were "kids", in fact we didnt have many legal rights.
At that time, we thought life was very long, money grew on trees, everything was easy etc.
At 18 it was more like "oh Sh**" what the hell is happening!!!
thats what i aimed at, dont know why u brought this paed business, im getting seriously concerned abt u, just mentioning it!!!
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:27:07
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me? well u can speak to my lawyer about ur complaints and as for ped. , all i said was how despicable and evil it was ...
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7238 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:36:23
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Asalaamu Alaikum All
How you all doing>? Insha'Allah all is good...well the way i see it is that everyone is unique in their own individual way no matter what age you are... but looks are subjective, and its what counts within, dont you think...
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:36:53
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Mate,
It was no complaint, and why are u so serious??? relax, uve done nothing illegal.
Abt the Paedo business, its an evil act, so is murdering etc, BUT why did u brought it up in this conversation?, thats what seemed strange, cos it did not have relevance to the discussion, know what I mean??.
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:38:00
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waleikum as salam fabia jee, a small suggestion, ur very God fearing and almost holy post seems a tad out of place in this relative cesspool of double meaning and perverted undertone, innit?
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:38:45
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none taken/given ... maybe me sense of humor is a bit askew ...
quote:
Originally posted by mokbol
Mate,
It was no complaint, and why are u so serious??? relax, uve done nothing illegal.
Abt the Paedo business, its an evil act, so is murdering etc, BUT why did u brought it up in this conversation?, thats what seemed strange, cos it did not have relevance to the discussion, know what I mean??.
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana"
maybe life is just a dream
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7238 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:43:57
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yeah i know jemsbhai, but then again this is me, no1 else
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:44:50
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/me smells the holier than thou smell !!!
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7238 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:45:19
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and i know what you mean, i just didnt have anything else to say on this matter, sorry..... its all gd though yeah>?
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 21:45:20
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Maybe........just maybe
AH well everyones different and unique in their own way
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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