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silentsinner
Junior Asian

Bangladesh
354 Posts

Posted - 17 Apr 2004 :  09:11:35    

Proof that Girls are EVIL

First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time * Money

And we all know that "Time is Money".

Time = Money

Therefore,

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2 ...... {squared}

And because "Money is the root of all Evil".

Money = (Evil)^1/2 ...... {square root}

Therefore,

Girls = [(Evil)^1/2]^2

And we are forced to conclude that:


Girls = Evil


BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator

United Kingdom
2900 Posts

Posted - 17 Apr 2004 :  12:01:59            
I agree with the wallet busting equation! lol!

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silentsinner
Junior Asian

Bangladesh
354 Posts

Posted - 18 Apr 2004 :  16:58:27    

haha !! I guess most of the gals wont like it !!

Kya-Reh
Asian Toddler

United Kingdom
52 Posts

Posted - 20 Apr 2004 :  14:29:40  
hahaha! NOT!

*Kya-Reh*

Openminded_gal
Junior Asian

United Kingdom
327 Posts

Posted - 20 Apr 2004 :  16:01:59      
lol, that's such crap!! It's GUYS who are EVIL!!!!! Wanting eveyrthing there own way, never happy, always wanting more etc etc

So many guys are eligiable for dating but not many who reach the standard for the
lifetime committment of marriage.

http://Writing.Com/authors/inspire

admin
Forum Admin

United Kingdom
3867 Posts

Posted - 20 Apr 2004 :  16:23:16      
hey im not evil... *angelic smile* honest... (MUHAHAHAHA!)



"98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
6301 Posts

Posted - 20 Apr 2004 :  17:02:54    
r u a girl abs? :p

its very very old.. read it thousands times

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admin
Forum Admin

United Kingdom
3867 Posts

Posted - 20 Apr 2004 :  17:28:11      
cheeky sod! that was in response to openminded gals comments: It's GUYS who are EVIL!



"98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
6301 Posts

Posted - 20 Apr 2004 :  17:55:36    
she's rite :D

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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator

United Kingdom
2900 Posts

Posted - 20 Apr 2004 :  19:02:39            
Alright, alright!! dont get your knickers in a twist now!

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Inaya
Teen Asian

United Kingdom
908 Posts

Posted - 21 Apr 2004 :  17:11:05    
ITS U BOYS WHO R EVIL!!!! such a funny joke silentsinner!(NOT!)

Fáshîôñ îs ôñ ôû® mîñds, ßéîñ ©û±îës îs ôû® kîñd, §ô s±ëp ásîdé áñd lë± ûs ±h®ô , Cûz î±s áll ábôû± më áñd my Cû±ë Åss C®ëw!

silentsinner
Junior Asian

Bangladesh
354 Posts

Posted - 21 Apr 2004 :  18:16:29    

GIRLS R EVIL !! Read it thru itz damn rite proven. If u thing it isnt rite ... prove it wrong. Itz jus a theory .. n every theory is considered correct until it is proven wrong.

You say guyz r evil .. haha, can u prove it ?

silentsinner
Junior Asian

Bangladesh
354 Posts

Posted - 21 Apr 2004 :  18:23:52    
quote:
Originally posted by Inaya

ITS U BOYS WHO R EVIL!!!! such a funny joke silentsinner!(NOT!)

Fáshîôñ îs ôñ ôû® mîñds, ßéîñ ©û±îës îs ôû® kîñd, §ô s±ëp ásîdé áñd lë± ûs ±h®ô , Cûz î±s áll ábôû± më áñd my Cû±ë Åss C®ëw!



JOKE !!?!! It aint Inaya .... grow up, itz plain logic !!
Girls r Evil ... consider yurself, u r a perfect example. Compliment? It aint .. trust me

tnj
Asian Toddler

Bangladesh
69 Posts

Posted - 25 Apr 2004 :  12:38:34  
Do girls only need time and money? Why not the guys? Fist prove why only girls need time and money, there is no theory for that.

babygal
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
3284 Posts

Posted - 05 May 2004 :  19:06:45    
so hu tld u dat all grlz r afta ur money?? tell me da name n i show em da tru facts!!!

Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$!

sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
7461 Posts

Posted - 19 May 2004 :  17:22:02    
silent...if datz logic den no guys have a brain....

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Naz
Senior Asian

United Kingdom
1077 Posts

Posted - 22 May 2004 :  22:35:03  
GO SWEET AS SUGA....

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Naz
Senior Asian

United Kingdom
1077 Posts

Posted - 22 May 2004 :  22:37:07  
quote:
Originally posted by tnj

Do girls only need time and money? Why not the guys? Fist prove why only girls need time and money, there is no theory for that.



good question...ansa that!!!

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mokbol
Junior Asian

United Kingdom
177 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  20:41:33    
Lol!!


ageist sexist debate

Carry on girls!!!!!!!!!!!!

"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana"

fawaz
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
2966 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  22:07:47          
Girls are Evil

wag1 ppl!

jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian

USA
4510 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  22:29:40          
i would hazard a guess that the meaning implied is that girls require more time and money than they are able to give/produce ...

quote:
Originally posted by tnj

Do girls only need time and money? Why not the guys? Fist prove why only girls need time and money, there is no theory for that.



maybe life is just a dream
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