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ALISHA_NIQ
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
342 Posts
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Posted - 16 Apr 2004 : 11:01:16
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
6301 Posts
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Posted - 16 Apr 2004 : 12:08:30
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read it many times
~!~*~!~*~!~*~!~*~!~*~!~
aai re aai re khushi |
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silentsinner
Junior Asian
Bangladesh
354 Posts
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Posted - 16 Apr 2004 : 15:38:08
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Yea .. me too. I guess itz quite a famous , not to mention corny, chain mail. |
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Inaya
Teen Asian
United Kingdom
908 Posts
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Posted - 16 Apr 2004 : 20:58:50
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same!
Fáshîôñ îs ôñ ôû® mîñds, ßéîñ ©û±îës îs ôû® kîñd, §ô s±ëp ásîdé áñd lë± ûs ±h®ô , Cûz î±s áll ábôû± më áñd my Cû±ë Åss C®ëw! |
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ALISHA_NIQ
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
342 Posts
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Posted - 17 Apr 2004 : 22:45:41
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don't worry, i have read it many a times, i think same person keeps forwarding it to me so i thought i'd stick it here 
"Live and Let Live....As LIfe is to Short...Never forget your roots" |
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:36:17
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lol
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:39:15
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when does a joke lose its punch, or as cartman would say, blow its "funny fuse"??
maybe life is just a dream |
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