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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
168 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 19:27:48
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A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: 'For Women Only'.
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 'We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside.'
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: 'All the men here have it short and thin.' The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: 'All the men here have it long and thin.' Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: 'All the men here have it short and thick.' They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: 'All the men here have it long and thick.' The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads: 'There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.'
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 19:35:33
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oh come on bruv, u knw us girls aren't that bad...well im not...I THINK............
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9398 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 22:31:41
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posted before
Aint nobody...posts it better... |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9829 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 23:12:46
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yep
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7355 Posts
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Posted - 08 Oct 2004 : 23:08:39
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yep dis ones varified tho
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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