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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
168 Posts
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Posted - 08 Oct 2004 : 15:18:41
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soooooo true.......Well said Doctor !!!!!
Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The 1st surgeon says, "I like 2 c accountants on my operating table
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The 2nd responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is colour coded."
The 3rd surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians r the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The 4th surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys always understand when u have a few parts left over
at the end & when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts,
no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the
ass are interchangeable.
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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