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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
161 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 14:58:49
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Blonde Cookbook
MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice
enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before
steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath.
I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must be something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked counting to ten.
SUNDAY:
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
... Hello, operator? Give me the number for 911
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
6187 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 15:32:59
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LOLZZZZ
~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~ |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 18:03:30
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lolzzz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 13:13:05
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sum bits r funny n sum r jus blatantly stupid........lol
"aja we tu nachle balle balle" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 16:17:18
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coz its blonde innit bruv lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 23:16:02
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lolz
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 08 Oct 2004 : 08:44:22
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lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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