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priya rahman
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 16:00:03
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He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said: You wear pants don't you?
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He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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Only a wall in a ladies toilet: "My husband follows me everywhere" Written just below it... "I do not".
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Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
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Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
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Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
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Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
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Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.
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Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
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Q: Why are married men heavier than single men?
A: Single men come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married men come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They're married.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
Man says: "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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priya rahman
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
175 Posts
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 16:00:59
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sorry if dis is offensive 2 any1 
i dnt mean it jus a joke 
enjoy da joke ppl |
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9398 Posts
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 17:23:34
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lol...im off 2 the singles bar!!
Aint nobody...posts it better... |
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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2900 Posts
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 17:37:18
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Right behind ya mate!
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
6247 Posts
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 18:02:53
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LOLZ FUNNY ONES
~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~ |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 19:48:01
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pagal ones, but my sweet bruvz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4466 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 00:30:05
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nice!! hows it look at the singles bar, Lut n BT?? im not comin if its sausage nite again!!
Maybe life is just a dream |
Edited by - jemsbhai on 06 Oct 2004 00:30:22
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9398 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 00:47:34
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quote:
Originally posted by jemsbhai
nice!! hows it look at the singles bar, Lut n BT?? im not comin if its sausage nite again!!
Maybe life is just a dream
hmmmm jems i think u been goin 2 the wrong type of singles bars!
Aint nobody...posts it better...
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 09:27:03
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ahahhahahah LOL
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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priya rahman
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
175 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 10:44:28
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quote:
Originally posted by Lutonian
lol...im off 2 the singles bar!!
Aint nobody...posts it better...
hahaha
how u been?
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priya rahman
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
175 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 10:45:07
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quote:
Originally posted by khushi
LOLZ FUNNY ONES
~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~
thank you
my mate send them on email 2 me thout id share them wid everyone else!
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 11:19:22
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how are u priya hunny, hpe all is tik tak
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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priya rahman
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
175 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 12:16:57
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everytin is fine thank you fabia.
hope al is well wid urself |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
6247 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 13:00:17
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quote:
Originally posted by priya rahman
quote:
Originally posted by khushi
LOLZ FUNNY ONES
~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~
thank you
my mate send them on email 2 me thout id share them wid everyone else!
kool
~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 14:29:30
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r_____i_______g______h______t!
"yawning"
"aja we tu nachle balle balle" |
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priya rahman
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
175 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 16:16:12
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| lol |
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9398 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 16:28:29
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quote:
Originally posted by priya rahman
quote:
Originally posted by Lutonian
lol...im off 2 the singles bar!!
Aint nobody...posts it better...
hahaha
how u been?
been alright Priya. and urself?
Aint nobody...posts it better...
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7355 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 17:53:48
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lol read it b4 but its still gud!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 18:06:02
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im gd priya thanx 4askn
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 13:03:22
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hello ppl!!!!!!!!!
"aja we tu nachle balle balle" |
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priya rahman
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
175 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 14:48:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Lutonian
quote:
Originally posted by priya rahman
quote:
Originally posted by Lutonian
lol...im off 2 the singles bar!!
Aint nobody...posts it better...
hahaha
how u been?
been good 2 yaar
been alright Priya. and urself?
Aint nobody...posts it better...
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