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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
168 Posts
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 13:09:49
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Men are like......
.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.
.....mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
.....government bonds
they take so long to mature.
.....copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.
.....lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
.....bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.
.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.
.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 19:47:14
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hmmmmm
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4466 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 00:27:17
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women are like just there!!
Maybe life is just a dream |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 09:26:08
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do you believe this
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 14:30:27
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hmmmmm......were we supposed 2 laff.......
"aja we tu nachle balle balle" |
Edited by - fawaz on 06 Oct 2004 14:31:13
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7355 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 17:54:56
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or chuckle....
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 18:06:43
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dnt knw lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9398 Posts
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Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 20:17:05
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hmmmm me neither
Aint nobody...posts it better... |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 07:17:00
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achaa teh
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9829 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 23:13:51
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ok den
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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