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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 11:33:39
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and
have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event,
The girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she
Would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
So he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the
Boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
Condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The
Boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be
Rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house
And meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you
To meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where
The girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say
Grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with
His head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head bowed down, the
Girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea
you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father
was a pharmacist!!"
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