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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 24 Jul 2004 : 21:14:24
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> >An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.
> >They're all staring at a man sitting on his own at a
> >table in the corner.
> >He's so familiar, but not one of them recognise him,
> >and they are getting annoyed. They stare and stare, until suddenly the
> >Irishman twigs:
> >"My God, it's Jesus!"
> >Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled,
> >they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of
> >bitter.
> >Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men,
> >and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.
> >After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the
> >trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him
> >for the Guinness.
> >When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
> >"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.
> >It's a miracle!"
> >Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.
> >As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
> >"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is
> >completely gone!
> >It's a miracle."
> >Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,
> >"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit."
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