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ssssima
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1791 Posts
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Posted - 21 Jul 2004 : 17:01:30
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three
finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow our instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sittingin
a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said."You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife,"
The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her
husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair." 
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Edited by - ssssima on 21 Jul 2004 17:02:38
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 21 Jul 2004 : 17:12:22
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lolzzzz
~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~ |
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 21 Jul 2004 : 18:20:39
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LOL
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4178 Posts
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Posted - 22 Jul 2004 : 14:17:15
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lolzz datz wiked!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2012 Posts
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Posted - 22 Jul 2004 : 14:50:35
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lolz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
5389 Posts
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Posted - 23 Jul 2004 : 00:44:10
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lol!
old 1 but still good!
I Just Lay It Out...For Yo' All To Play It Out... |
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gawjusneelam
Asian Toddler
United Kingdom
67 Posts
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Posted - 23 Jul 2004 : 22:35:40
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Lolz!
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4008 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:16:00
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lolzzzz
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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