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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
119 Posts
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Posted - 15 Jul 2004 : 19:56:13
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A Chocolate Story
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> > > > > > > > > > Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was
> > > > > After
> > > > > > > > > > Eight.
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> > > > > > > > > > She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
> > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum &
> > >Butter
> > > > > and
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> > > > > > > > > > she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one
> > > > > with
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> > > > > > > > > > the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he
> > >thought.
> > > > > Then
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> > > > > > > > > > he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went
> > >straight to
> > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > bedroom.
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> > > > > > > > > > Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.
> > >It
> > > > > > > > > > wasn't
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> > > > > > > > > > long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
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> > >the
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> > > > > > > > > > contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his
> > >Curly
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> > > > > > > > > > Wurly.
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> > > > > > > > > > But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly
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> > > > > > > > > > Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville
> > >Boulevard.
> > > > > He
> > > > > > > > > > was
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> > > > > > > > > > pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish
> > > > > Delight.
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> > > > > > > > > > When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit
> > >Crunchie.
> > > > > She
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> > > > > > > > > > wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he
> > > > > noticed
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> > > > > > > > > > her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl
> > >and
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> > > > > > > > > > had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her
> >
> > >a
> > > > > Gob
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> > > > > > > > > > Stopper.
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> > > > > > > > > > Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his
> > >wife,Caramel.
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> > > > > > > > > > Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns
> >
> > >out
> > > > > Ms
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> > > > > > > > > > Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.
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> > > > > > > > > > She had been with All Sorts.
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2697 Posts
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Posted - 17 Jul 2004 : 15:33:30
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LOL
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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monty
Teen Asian
United Kingdom
618 Posts
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Posted - 18 Jul 2004 : 01:34:51
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| oh yes, like it |
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ssssima
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1791 Posts
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Posted - 18 Jul 2004 : 13:34:12
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LOLOLOLZ!Nyc 1
"Mujhse Doosti Karoge?" |
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Fabia
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1999 Posts
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Posted - 21 Jul 2004 : 00:43:49
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lolz bruv
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4008 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:16:34
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nice one
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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