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BengaLTiger
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:12:49
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Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone doesn't notice your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station because this one's just too icky looking.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress £2000; Tux rental £100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean your flat if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He's mad at me."
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
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http://www.Banglachat.net
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Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub
615 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:15:24
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| Wha a male chauvanist PIG! |
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Lutonian
Super Member
United Kingdom
2786 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:16:09
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some of those look familiar
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groovychick
Junior Cub
United Kingdom
329 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:22:07
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i agree wid ye miss flirt!
GoD mDe MuD, gOd mDe DiRt, GoD MdE gUyS sO gAlS cAn fLiRT! |
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Lutonian
Super Member
United Kingdom
2786 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:23:08
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are we goin back to that lawyer/pig in the mud thing here??
The Tarmac Terrorist |
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:25:13
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Hey, Hey! I thought the PIG case was settled back in the Congratz to BT topic? Where me and luto came to a conclusion that your nothing but a sad case! lol!
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Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub
615 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:25:46
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| thats not nice bengaltiger |
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:26:37
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Bengal tiger: takes a saddo 2 no a saddo! grrrrrr
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Lutonian
Super Member
United Kingdom
2786 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:26:55
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a mere yes/no answer would have sufficed lol...
The Tarmac Terrorist |
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:27:31
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Lut; shush
wag1 ppl! |
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Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub
615 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:28:44
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| no seriously im hurt by what BT wrote i was just merly statin jy opinion.........never said anything bout lawyer/pig. |
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:30:12
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look, Missy, wot BT said meant he was da PIG and u was da LAWYER
wag1 ppl! |
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:30:35
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BT nods his head in agreement!
But who mentioned anything to anyone about being a saddo fawaz? Ahhh, pay attention little bwoy!
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Lutonian
Super Member
United Kingdom
2786 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:30:41
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just 2 clarify...i merely gav a re-explanation of wat BT said in his other thread...it does by no means reflect my own view on the situation.
as i have made my peace wiv miss flirt, i no longer take any kind of significant view on this.
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:32:48
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BT agrees......woo hoo
wag1 ppl! |
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:34:49
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(Damn)
Yo, LiL-Miss would your bhai make you look bad in front of all these other ppl? I was only messing wid ya, now come on donít take it to heart, or feel as if I dented your ego and showed you up or somefink! I was only messing, I had no intentions of calling you a pig, I was just trying to make a point. Dhurru ghadi you wont understanding and this is to embarrassing for me!
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:36:12
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yo Missy !
wag1 ppl! |
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Lutonian
Super Member
United Kingdom
2786 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:38:18
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quote:
Originally posted by BengaLTiger
I had no intentions of calling you a pig... Dhurru ghadi ....
lol!!
The Tarmac Terrorist
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:38:35
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YoOoOoOosh, you der! lol!
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:38:55
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HELLO!
wag1 ppl! |
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:40:29
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Damn, Whats this, Luto, You can see past my illusional sarcasm and humour! lol!
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:42:10
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u're a spas man
wag1 ppl! |
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:44:16
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Yo John, Yogi, wagwaan wid da spas word? lol! boi you dont know me!
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Edited by - BengaLTiger on 09 Jun 2004 15:44:44
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:46:13
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lol........
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:50:19
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BT gets his so massive chimp crew to start throwing sh*t at fawaz. Fawaz is not amused and bashes the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. Fawaz is s***ting himself, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything.
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:51:40
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and Bengal Tiger shud shut it now as he iz not funny
wag1 ppl! |
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:55:26
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There's a difference between trying to be funny and making a point fawaz! In time your vision to my odd posts will start to clear and only then will it hit you what BT was trying to imply all that time. Now go, Milk and cookies are calling. Lol!
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Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub
615 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:57:12
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| hey boys u ok? |
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fawaz
Super Member
United Kingdom
2537 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 15:58:06
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Boo HOoo Hoo Hoo! very funny Bengal Tiger, u crak me up, lol......(dont)
newayz c u L8r man........gtg now, so tc n aslam-alaikum
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BengaLTiger
Moderator
United Kingdom
1882 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 16:03:12
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Take care blud and inabitz!
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Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub
615 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 16:07:10
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quote:
Originally posted by BengaLTiger
(Damn)
Yo, LiL-Miss would your bhai make you look bad in front of all these other ppl? I was only messing wid ya, now come on donít take it to heart, or feel as if I dented your ego and showed you up or somefink! I was only messing, I had no intentions of calling you a pig, I was just trying to make a point. Dhurru ghadi you wont understanding and this is to embarrassing for me!
//////////////// [BengalTiger ] ////////////////
http://www.Banglachat.net
http://www.Bdchat.com
you know bilai .......u havnt mastered the art of apologisong have u? when u aplogise 2 a girl u dont necessarily ahve 2 mean it BUT come across like u do mean it!
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