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uk kookie
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United Kingdom
3 Posts

Posted - 31 Mar 2004 :  08:33:16    
hey u guys
ne1 want 2 learn punjabi? i did it at GCSE n got an A
plus i speak punjabi at home
if ur interested let me know


uK KoOkIe

khushi
Moderator

United Kingdom
765 Posts

Posted - 31 Mar 2004 :  13:26:36    
me also speak punjabi (not very fluent tho)



~~ aai re aai re khushi ~~

admin
Forum Admin

United Kingdom
1706 Posts

Posted - 01 Apr 2004 :  00:01:05      
definately! go on teach us!

"98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"

D4_ON3nONLY_UK
Junior Member

United Kingdom
142 Posts

Posted - 01 Apr 2004 :  06:24:19    
HOREEEEEEEEE SOHNIYE MANI MONIYEEEEEEEE

TEACH ME PUNJABI!!

TRANSLATE DIS 4 ME.................

Ur $oo $3Xy, 1t$ k1LL1n M3! Evri L1ttl3 mov3 u m3k, d4 w4y m3k 1t $hek, put ur b4k 1n2 m3, ur $o lov3Ly w1LL u d4nc3 w1d m3?

.............IF U CAN

khushi
Moderator

United Kingdom
765 Posts

Posted - 01 Apr 2004 :  12:04:40    


i'd leave dat for uk kookie to translate hehe





~~ aai re aai re khushi ~~

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
684 Posts

Posted - 02 Apr 2004 :  13:17:46      
I find the best way to learn a language, is to read there jokes. lol

A man wants to buy a COW and is shopping around at a roadside animal auction (we've seen these in rural India).

He goes up to each owner and ask two questions

Shopper: "kitna dudh dete hai"? (how much milk)
1st Owner: "bees kilo" (twenty litres a day)
Shopper: "mol kya hai"? (what's the price)
1st Owner: "do hazar rupaya" (Rs 2000/-)

The Shopper moves on to the next Cow

Shopper: "kitna dudh dete hai"?
2nd Owner: "tees kilo" (thirty litres a day)
Shopper: "mol kya hai"?
2nd Owner: "chaar hazar rupaya" (Rs 4000/-)

The Shopper moves on to the next Cow

Shopper: "kitna dudh dete hai"?
3rd Owner: "chalees kilo" (forty litres a day)
Shopper: "mol kya hai"?
3rd Owner: "panch hazar rupaya" (Rs 5000/-)

The next Cow is a very young looking animal, and the center of our joke

Shopper: "kitna dudh dete hai"?
4th Owner: "yeh dudh nahin dete" (she gives no milk)
Shopper: "mol kya hai"?
4th Owner: "pacchas hazar rupaya" (Rs 50,000/-)
Shopper: "hain! dudh nahin dete aur mol itna jyada"?!
(she gives no milk and yet you demand such a high price)
4th Owner: "bhai sahib ... CHARACTER ka bhi koi mol hota hai"
(she has a good character ... and that is priceless)


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Rani
Moderator

United Kingdom
758 Posts

Posted - 05 Apr 2004 :  21:21:30      
lol tiger

oi hoi kidaaaaaa, i wanna learn all languagesss

translate

how are you
where are u from
how old are you
how are you


ThE BeAuTy Of LiFe DoEs NoT DePeNd On HoW hApPy U r, BuT oN hOw HaPpY OtHeRs CaN b BeCaUsE oF YoU

D4_ON3nONLY_UK
Junior Member

United Kingdom
142 Posts

Posted - 05 Apr 2004 :  22:11:20    
Im Gonna Attempt 2 Translate Dat
(Even Tho I Get Mixd Up Wid Urdu N Punjabi )....

How R U - Aap(Respected)/Tum Kese Hai?
Where R U Frm - Aap Kaha Se Hai?
How Old R U - Tum Kitne Saal Ke(Male)/Ki(Female) Ho?

I Tink Dats Right (Som1 Correct Me!!)


.::: K33P1N 1T R34L :::.

maxi
Junior Member

United Arab Emirates
238 Posts

Posted - 06 Apr 2004 :  16:23:40      
Panjabi MC - JOGI

Punjabi:

Na de dil pardesi nu, tainu nit da rona pai jaaoga
Naal ranjhe te jogi de, tainu jogan hona pai jaaoga
main ishq de allayah zakhman de khud has has ke moonh see laangi,
je yaar mera mainu zehar dave, main gat gat kar ke pee langi
Main sassi, sohni heer waang hi jaan di baazi laavangi,
main thal wich bhurtha ho jaangi, main jal wich gote khavaangi

English:

Don't give your heart to a foreigner, or you will have to cry everyday
Falling in love with an ascetic/hermit will make you the same
I will soothe all my pains from love, with a smile on my face
Even if my lover gives me poison, I will gulp it down readily
Come on ......

I will sacrifice my life for my love like Sassi, Sohni and Heer
I will not mind to face burning heat of the deserts for my love,
I will not mind diving to the deepest waters in quest for my love

maxi
Junior Member

United Arab Emirates
238 Posts

Posted - 07 Apr 2004 :  16:15:40      
Any more trnaslations requireD?
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