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Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  13:10:46      
if i was married to miss flirt first thing i would do is get myself a good personal lawyer (better than her!) or become a barrister or judge myself

The Tarmac Terrorist

Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub

615 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  13:16:05      
haha......aint possible darlin! trust me if i was 2 divorce my hubbie.......i would leave him enuff money 4 bus fare 2 his parents! (and thats bein generous!)

Mimi459
Junior Cub

United Kingdom
291 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  13:33:16    
Erm, I ain't a lesbian and you can't have same sex marriages in this country

I don't need no beauty sleep, no need to count those dirty sheep

Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub

615 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  13:35:18      
good point mimi!

Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  13:37:39      
quote:
Originally posted by Mimi459

Erm, I ain't a lesbian and you can't have same sex marriages in this country

I don't need no beauty sleep, no need to count those dirty sheep



actually i think u can now at registry offices...

The Tarmac Terrorist

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  14:44:48    
i cant b married, 2 sum1 who is married already.

live life 2 d ful xtent

Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub

615 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  14:48:35      
cnt marry Amina coz she is gona marry Sam_7!

Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  14:50:12      
quote:
Originally posted by Amina

i cant b married, 2 sum1 who is married already.

live life 2 d ful xtent



actually technically u could (polygamy is allowed) lol...

The Tarmac Terrorist

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  14:50:29    
cnt marry missw flirt cos she's gna marry fawaz

live life 2 d ful xtent

Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub

615 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  14:53:34      
cheeky @ amina

Lutonian.........that wud make a BIGAMIST.......prisonable offence!!!

Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  14:57:26      
to b a bygamist i would hav 2 marry women on the sly and officially thru registry offices. i can hav a shariah marriage (nikah) to more than 1 wivout the registry marriage and thus english law couldnt touch me.

it works bcos i kno 1 person who has 2 wives...

The Tarmac Terrorist

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  14:59:57    
sory, but i am gona b my husbands only wife.

mera pathi sirf mera hoga.

live life 2 d ful xtent

Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:03:11      
amina aint gonna marry me! woooohooo!

The Tarmac Terrorist

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:09:22    
lutonian has converted 2 my bro. so obviously cnt marry a bro.

live life 2 d ful xtent

Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:11:41      
amina - a husband is just a 'special' bro!

all men (who are applicable to marry) are bro's before they become ur hubby!


The Tarmac Terrorist

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:15:02    
no way yaar.
a husband cn b a special friend b4 marriage

live life 2 d ful xtent

Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:16:45      
every1 is a brother or sister 2 one another (unless blood/marriage related otherwise). doesnt mean they cant b a special friend as well.



The Tarmac Terrorist

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:18:28              
Amina our luto just wants to feel appreciated, just say his alright, and leave it at that! lol!

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Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:19:42      
BT i just dont want amina 2 think shes got less brothers n sisters than she really has!

The Tarmac Terrorist

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:23:07    
ok fine. if lutonian was married 2 me(obviously impossible)
he wod be the house husband

live life 2 d ful xtent

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:24:40              
lol, bloody hell, i kept wondering and pondering what BT meant? But now i know, And I've become a little wiser! lol!

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Lutonian
Super Member

United Kingdom
2786 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:25:33      
lutonian dont mind that - i already am a house husband kind of (since i work from home most days now).

thats probably not gonna last tho - once my boss notices my drop in productivity (thanks to this forum) and orders me back 2 da office! d'oh

The Tarmac Terrorist

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:26:07    
shabbaash!

live life 2 d ful xtent

Lil_Miss_Flirt
Average Cub

615 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:29:52      
quote:
Originally posted by BengaLTiger

lol, bloody hell, i kept wondering and pondering what BT meant? But now i know, And I've become a little wiser! lol!

//////////////// [BengalTiger ] ////////////////

http://www.Banglachat.net
http://www.Bdchat.com



hahhahahahahha............

awwwwwww bless!

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  15:37:00              
Is everyone on BT? lol!! hahahahahahhahahhahahha!! Easy now tiger!!

//////////////// [BengalTiger ] ////////////////

http://www.Banglachat.net
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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  18:34:05            
i would be "on BT" were i married to BengalTiger!! ohh jemsbhai made another funny ...

maybe life is just a dream

BengaLTiger
Moderator

United Kingdom
1882 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  18:36:47              
Is everyone on BT, Meaning is everyone on British Telecom, In 90% of case's the answer is yes, So is everyone on BT? lol!

//////////////// [BengalTiger ] ////////////////

http://www.Banglachat.net
http://www.Bdchat.com

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  18:38:11            
jemsbhai needs to take lessons in british humor ...

maybe life is just a dream

Naz
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1076 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  20:34:45    
cant marry jemsbhai coz hes my bro...

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jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 07 Jun 2004 :  23:46:03            
well Naz claims in her brother, thus she wont marry me ... and even if she did i would fight tooth and nail not to get divorced ... who would want to divorce a lawyer??


oo jemsbhai made another funny ...

maybe life is just a dream

Edited by - jemsbhai on 07 Jun 2004 23:46:20
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