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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
161 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 19:38:49
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A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven.
St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them.
Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing. They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.
He says, "I'm still working on it."
Two years pass by and no marriage.
St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it.
Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding.
The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.
"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.
St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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rez
Asian Baby
Bangladesh
41 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 20:21:37
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Think they have a very very long wait ahead of them
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 20:44:59
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lolzz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2900 Posts
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Posted - 02 Oct 2004 : 16:31:15
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Sorry, but this one a little crappy!
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 02 Oct 2004 : 17:08:27
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lol bro
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 03 Oct 2004 : 21:49:04
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 13:33:29
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"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 16:19:03
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aint funny............next............lol
"aja we tu nachle balle balle" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 16:23:52
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"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 23:11:07
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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