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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
161 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 19:29:35
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One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard's idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him.
"Mr. Phillard," the doctor said, "you are in the recovery room. Don't worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the kids."
"What! My brother, the idiot! I can't believe you let him! What did he name them?"
"He named your daughter Denise."
"Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?"
"He named your son Denephew."
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 19:30:23
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lolzzzz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 19:47:19
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lolz
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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rez
Asian Baby
Bangladesh
41 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 20:18:43
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Was the idiot brother Ali G by any chance
'I'm out of my mind but please feel free to leave a message' |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 20:44:08
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lolz rez hun
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 03 Oct 2004 : 21:46:56
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rez welcum bk
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 13:12:56
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lolzzzzzz...nice 1!
"aja we tu nachle balle balle" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 13:34:17
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innit
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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