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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
161 Posts
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Posted - 21 Sep 2004 : 21:01:57
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Proof that Jesus was jewish
1. He went into his father's business
2. He lived at home until the age of 33
3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God
Proof that Jesus was Irish
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures
Proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
Proof that Jesus was Italian
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He worked in the building trades
Proof that Jesus was Californian
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He invented a new religion and finally....
Proof that Jesus was Black
1. He called everybody a brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 22 Sep 2004 : 12:14:57
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omg!!! LOLZ gd1
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
6187 Posts
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Posted - 22 Sep 2004 : 14:00:56
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lol
~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~ |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7206 Posts
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Posted - 22 Sep 2004 : 19:40:13
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lol
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 24 Sep 2004 : 12:15:40
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lol, so, dat means Jesus was a bit of everything, if Mokbolz ryt.....
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 24 Sep 2004 : 12:56:32
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lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 24 Sep 2004 : 17:27:08
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heehee haahaa lolz khee khee khee
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 24 Sep 2004 : 18:11:11
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ahahahahahahha now that made me laff
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 20:34:58
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nice 1
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 28 Sep 2004 : 12:34:07
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nice 2....lol....
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 28 Sep 2004 : 14:44:55
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indeed
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 30 Sep 2004 : 10:20:47
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in need......
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 30 Sep 2004 : 19:43:55
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 12:19:11
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wot u laffin at! psssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh!........heehee
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 19:20:00
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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