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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 16:56:20
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How gay is your car?
Is your car more Rock Hudson than Mel Gibson? Measure up your motor with Pierre and Jeff's guide to camp cars, judged according to their originality, innovation, design, unconventionality and success with gay motorists
Gayest
Peugeot 206 CC - 10/10
Very gay
Smart City Coupé and Cabrio - 9/10
New VW Beetle - 9/10
MINI - 9/10
Mercedes SLK - 8/10
Just gay enough
Lancia Y - 7/10
Jeep Wrangler - 7/10
VW Golf - 7/10
BMW Z4 - 7/10
Bentley Arnage convertible - 7/10
Porsche Boxster - 7/10
Audi TT - 6/10
Renault Avantime - 6/10
Gay for pay
Chrysler PT Cruiser - 5/10
Jaguar XK8/XKR - 5/10
New Nissan Micra - 3/10
Rolls-Royce - 3/10
Range Rover - 3/10
Rover 75 - 3/10
Lexus SC 430 - 3/10
Raging heterosexuals
Lamborgini Murciélago - 2/10
Ferrari Enzo - 2/10
Alfa Romeo - 2/10
Ford Mondeo - 1/10
White van - 0/10
Truck - 0/10 (the Yorkie trucker-themed ads - tagline "big enough for you, and your mate" - didn't run in France, accounting for the skewed rating)
Hummer H2 - 0/10
Mercedes G-Wagen - 0/10
Honda Jazz - 0/10
Cars to 'out'
Audi A3
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Fiat Multipla
Ford Puma
Honda HR-V
Suzuki Jimni
Asexual cars
All Citroëns apart from the C3, and the super-straight award goes to the C5. Peugeot 406/607/807. All Daewoos, Skodas and Hyundais except the Coupé. Vauxhall Vectra and Zafira. Mercedes E-class. Honda Accord. Nissan Primera. Fiat Marea. Seat Alhambra. Renault Scénic (gets a special super-straight mention) apart from the RX4. Chrysler Voyager. Mazda 626.
source:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/main.jhtml?xml=/motoring/2003/04/04/emfgay05.xml
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 17:19:17
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i see.....
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 17:21:00
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lexus sc430 - one for groovy 2 take note of!!
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 17:25:27
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hhmm
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 18:22:47
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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monty
Teen Asian
United Kingdom
640 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 19:58:48
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| i've got a 406 exec, not sure about it being gay but it is comfortable |
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 20:00:53
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i think ur ok with that
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monty
Teen Asian
United Kingdom
640 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 20:03:03
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| cheers mate |
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 21:04:59
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no worries
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2691 Posts
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Posted - 10 Aug 2004 : 22:55:13
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u 2 lolz x
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 15:01:46
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lut did u mke dis up??????
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 15:15:56
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no i didnt (and i put the link to the source at the bottom)
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 15:16:49
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oh ok jus coz i like the 206 cc..............
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
6068 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 15:17:57
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hmmmmm
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 15:19:08
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lol i thnk its a nice girly car.........
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 18:47:16
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i agree
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 18:48:16
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thnk u
i cnt believe all da nice cars r gay tho....
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 18:49:14
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ur welcum.
it's my ideal car
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4655 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 19:09:16
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wel all my nices carz r pretty gay.........xcept the lambos........but datz cool coz homosexuals pretty feminine so its aite for the gyalz
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
5028 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 19:10:08
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i suppose
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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