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styrak
Starting Cub

Bangladesh
9 Posts

Posted - 12 Jun 2004 :  00:33:38    
My name is BHAI
JEMS bhai .......

ye duniya ek dum danger PLACE
Where U survive if u got the PACE
chota chota matter baney police case
bara bara lafra gull WithOut Trace
ghabraney ka nahi say it in the face

jemsbhai boley to Haan...
jaisa desh waisa bhese

dekne meh ekdam thanda
pocket se nikle kanga
nahi lena kabhi usse panga
nahi tu hojayega nanga

(lerki voice)
Bhai giri ko chor, ye sub Bakwaaasssssssss
(lerka voice)
Bhai k under jo rehta - ekdam Bindasssssss

jemsbhai ko jo dega fraas
uska story hoga khallas
bahega us ka blood
just like tomato sauceee

(freshie voice)
arey baap ree..........

khane ka penay ka
marne ka jenay ka
chalney ka phirne ka
pehnne ka utarne ka
uthney ka ghirne ka
tension nahi lene ka
bhai se pochne ka
kon yeha bara hai?
i am jems bhai.....


aney ka jane ka
nachne ka gane ka
nahney ka dhoney ka
husney ka roney ka
kisi se nahi darney ka
bas bhai se pochne ka

kya kar sakta hai
jo bhi poochta hai
i am jems bhai


beer bar dance bar
bar bar lagatar
($)note chaphney k liye
mast hai karobaar

(drunk voice)
bhai ke adday per dikhta hai jo ek baar
udher hi rehjata hai chor ke apna ghar baar


tax ka collection
telephone ka connection
'rentz ka permission
exam paper ka correction
councilman ka election
every thing is perfection
jab lega jemsbhai action

(lawyer voice)
court main ager bulayega to 20 saal ka thamba
law n order se to jemsbhai ka haath hai lamba

neta, abhineta, yah ho koi builder
bhai ko dega supari, karwata hai murder

haath main uske power hai
to sub uske agey jhukta
uska khopri sarak gaya to pura forum uska!!

so.. I am Bhai ...
Jems Bhai



Edited by - styrak on 12 Jun 2004 04:27:51

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 12 Jun 2004 :  07:31:01            
i watch TV with that guy!!

Maybe life is just a dream

Edited by - jemsbhai on 12 Jun 2004 08:07:26

Inaya
Average Cub

United Kingdom
835 Posts

Posted - 12 Jun 2004 :  10:09:03      
what the hell, now there 2 jems bhais...gr8!

Fáshîôñ îs ôñ ôû® mîñds, ßéîñ ©û±îës îs ôû® kîñd, §ô s±ëp ásîdé áñd lë± ûs ±h®ô , Cûz î±s áll ábôû± më áñd my Cû±ë Åss C®ëw!

sweet_as_suga
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1325 Posts

Posted - 12 Jun 2004 :  18:37:29      
AS IF one wasnt enuf eh jems.....lol

.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 12 Jun 2004 :  21:54:28            
im jems bhai yes im the real jemsbhai
the other jemsbhai is just a fake guy
so wont the real jemsbhai please stand up, please stand up please stand up ...

Maybe life is just a dream

groovychick
Junior Cub

United Kingdom
329 Posts

Posted - 12 Jun 2004 :  22:21:01        

lolz!! dats a copy of eminem cn jemsbhai fink of his own!!


$AiKa RuLz!

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 13 Jun 2004 :  05:49:02            
hey groovy!!
welcome! you just entered thru jemsbhai's door
that shalwar looks fine, but its better on the floor

you sound like a real cute lerki
im sure you are. but jems like it more
when youre really thurki
so somethin somethin somethin i like weed
damn. im too stoned, i cant read
what i wrote myself ...

quote:
Originally posted by groovychick


lolz!! dats a copy of eminem cn jemsbhai fink of his own!!


$AiKa RuLz!



Maybe life is just a dream

Edited by - jemsbhai on 13 Jun 2004 07:34:32

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 13 Jun 2004 :  05:54:25            
so hows that for original? dont forget to check the subliminal channel ...

Maybe life is just a dream

groovychick
Junior Cub

United Kingdom
329 Posts

Posted - 13 Jun 2004 :  16:46:56        

lol crazy person!!!

MeN r lYk PuBlIc ToLiEt$ eItHeR eNgAgEd Or fULl Of $hIt!

Amina
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1787 Posts

Posted - 13 Jun 2004 :  17:17:31    
nice lyric

live life 2 d ful xtent

sweet_as_suga
Senior Cub

United Kingdom
1325 Posts

Posted - 13 Jun 2004 :  17:57:02      
lol i lyk ur signature groovy.....

.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.

groovychick
Junior Cub

United Kingdom
329 Posts

Posted - 13 Jun 2004 :  19:26:13        

innit fanx!

MeN r lYk PuBlIc ToLiEt$ eItHeR eNgAgEd Or fULl Of $hIt!

jemsbhai
Super Member

USA
3566 Posts

Posted - 13 Jun 2004 :  22:37:07            
@Amina and groovy: adaab arz hai ....

Maybe life is just a dream
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