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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
5389 Posts
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Posted - 06 Jun 2004 : 17:52:58
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Why Men Are Proud Of Themselves
We know stuff about tanks.
A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We can make decisions without a support group.
We can leave a motel bed unmade.
We can kill our own food.
If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
Three pairs of shoes is more than adequate.
We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking "He must be mad at me."
We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
Our pals will never trap us with: "So, notice anything different?"
We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years - maybe decades.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day
before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
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Alz
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2502 Posts
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Posted - 06 Jun 2004 : 18:09:20
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| lolzzz, how organised and neat... |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2013 Posts
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Posted - 06 Jun 2004 : 20:19:17
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so u admit that women have more on their shoulders to carry than men, i mean your married, mashaa'allah & ur wife must find it hard working, doing all that..... (lol)
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
5389 Posts
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Posted - 06 Jun 2004 : 22:30:53
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doing all wat? from the above, women only got more on their shoulders bcos they put it there (and unnecessarily so)
The Tarmac Terrorist |
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
3571 Posts
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Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 00:41:01
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can u teach me how u do ur nails with a pocketknife ... cos some people say girls abhor the fact that i use incisors to trim my nails ...
maybe life is just a dream |
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groovychick
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1970 Posts
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Posted - 08 Jul 2004 : 22:26:19
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lol
BoRn As A WiNnEr,LiVe aZ A WiNnEr N dIe Az A wInNeR!!! |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2013 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jul 2004 : 15:37:01
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ahhh lol
and BR Jems ur bak, i missed u sooo much, it feels so empty, gd to have u bak sir!!! xx
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4180 Posts
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Posted - 10 Jul 2004 : 20:49:21
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lol lut only u cud cum up wiv dis u get me??!!!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 10 Jul 2004 : 22:16:59
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lol
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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monty
Teen Asian
United Kingdom
618 Posts
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Posted - 12 Jul 2004 : 02:24:37
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| exactly !!! |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4008 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:23:49
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cool
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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