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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9503 Posts
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Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 13:06:21
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>A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
>a half-gallon of 2% milk,
>a carton of eggs,
>a quart of orange juice,
>a head of romaine lettuce,
>a 2 lb. can of coffee,
>and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
>As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
>drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
>of the cashier.
>While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
>stated, "You must be single."
>The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
>intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
>She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
>unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
>her marital status.
>Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
>you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
>The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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>A 3 year old boy was taking a bath, He started examining his private
>parts and said to his mother, "Mommy? Are these my brains?"
>His mother replied "No honey, not yet."
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