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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 06 Jun 2004 : 09:15:38
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>Subject: Nice joke: think before u do
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>This guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
>while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
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>The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs >some
>sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of
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>the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement,
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>somehow swallows it whole.
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>The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
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>did?"
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>The guy says "No, what?"
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>"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!"
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>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything
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>in sight, the little b******. Sorry, I'll pay for the cue ball and
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>stuff."
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>He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and pays for the stuff the monkey
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>ate, then leaves.
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>Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He
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>orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While
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>the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry
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>on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and eats
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>it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his ass,
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>pulls it out, and eats it.
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>The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he
>asks.
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>"No, what?" replies the guy.
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>"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his ass, pulled it
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>out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
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>"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats
>everything in sight, but ever since he had to s*** out that cue ball, he
>measures everything first."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 12:34:13
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lol
wag1 ppl! |
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Naz
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1077 Posts
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Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 21:29:53
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hehehe
***ÐÎðmØÑÐz ® ÑÌÇ€ Ñ §ø ® p£å®¿z ßÜT Ѐ®z ÑûtÍÑ ß£T® Ѐñ Úz ŧÎãÑ G¥åLz*** |
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Alz
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2502 Posts
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Posted - 08 Jun 2004 : 11:18:42
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| lolzzz |
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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2900 Posts
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Posted - 08 Jun 2004 : 21:09:41
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HooHoo!
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 08 Jun 2004 : 21:56:13
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BT: how did u know?? thats exactly what the monkey said, too ...
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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2900 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 02:22:56
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BT, Never fails to amaze!
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jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian
USA
4510 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 05:34:56
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and he can be yours, for a special summer price of 39.99 plus shipping and handling... call now and well send you a whole set of orange and black striped BT underwear absolutely free!! this offer is only valid in the UK!! call now ... 1-800-1-B-TIGER
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 09 Jun 2004 : 09:49:26
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39.99 wot.......Rupees.....? lol
wag1 ppl! |
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