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shery786 Posted - 16 Mar 2004 : 11:50:32
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To find a true love, you must first find a true friend
TRY THIS.....!!!
I wanted to see what it would take
to put a big fat smile on
your face.

Let's begin...

How's this?

You're not smiling yet. I can tell.

Try this....

Still not smiling?

I'm just getting warmed up...

I know you can't resist this one...

Did that work???

How's this?

Let's try...

the big daddy smiley!

Why must you be so difficult?

You're in trouble now...

If this won't work nothing will...

This better work....

SWEET FRIEND....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....SWEET FRIEND

Are you ready?








When, you get a case of lonelines
and you think nobody's there
To love, support, and listen
or to show they even care,

Just reach into your computer
and pull up this little card.
(Nothing could be easier
when life seems really hard)

And every time you read it,
it will help remind you, too,
A very special part of me
is always there with you.

Here we go...!!!



the link of ur computer....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed.
2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.
5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.
6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer.
8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed.
9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.
10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape.
11. Your family always knows where you are.
12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".
13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!

The smiley army is coming!!


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PureCheekyness Posted - 06 Apr 2004 : 23:14:31
i honestly believe in frendship, coz girlz com an go satday sunday dont matter wat day it is.

but mates go all the way, guy mates girl mates if bloody wiked at uni, the mount of s*** we get upta.

the ppl i really hate is the really sad onez who only kno the one that they are goin out with, an the really dont hav any other proper mates thats jus sad sad sad sad sad orite u get ma point is sick
nisha khan Posted - 23 Mar 2004 : 12:12:12
owwwwwwww! sweeeeeeeeeeeet! bless ya!

asaduddin Posted - 22 Mar 2004 : 14:19:50
Good friendship message for all people

Asad Uddin
admin Posted - 19 Mar 2004 : 10:29:48
good to see u maintaining the site rani ji!

"Still thinking of a signature!"
Rani Posted - 18 Mar 2004 : 20:39:10
lolll niceee. i moved it in this section hope u dont mind but this topic belongs in the humour chain mail section coz its funny and its like a chain mail . good one though

ThE BeAuTy Of LiFe DoEs NoT DePeNd On HoW hApPy U r, BuT oN hOw HaPpY OtHeRs CaN b BeCaUsE oF YoU
ABDUL HASHIM Posted - 17 Mar 2004 : 18:29:31
Hey no girls will want to fo out with me :( its not my fault my parents gave me this name help
khushi Posted - 17 Mar 2004 : 13:33:14

keep smiling

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