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mokbol
Starting Member
United Kingdom
17 Posts
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Posted - 06 Apr 2004 : 12:42:55
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>>> One evening a Sardarji starts from office to home
> >>with pushing his
> >>scooter manually. He met his friend on the way...
> >>Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?
> >>Sardarji: 'I forgot to bring the scooter key from my
> >>home.
> >>Friend: 'Is it! How did you come to office from home
> >>in the morning
> >>Sardarji: 'I was pushing my scooter from home to
> >>office also in the
> >>morning.'
> >>
> >>*******************
> >>Cheating...
> >>How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??
> >>He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
> >>
> >>
> >>*******************
> >>
> >>
> >>Garry Kasporav & Sardarji
> >>Mr Banta Singh is traveling from Moscow to Turban Pore
> >>[Capital of
> >>Khalistan] by Kithe Pacific. Seated besides him is
> >>Gary Kasparov.
> >>Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to
> >>kill time.
> >>Banta : 'Oye Gar.y. You think I don't know who U are?.
> >>I can't compete
> >>with
> >>a world champion'
> >>Gary : 'How about if I play left handed ?'
> >>Banta : [Think.. Think..] 'OK!'
> >>Banta is demolished in 4 moves... and is very upset
> >>through-out the
> >>rest
> >>of
> >>the journey. On landing he meets his friend Santa
> >>Singh.
> >>Banta : Hey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary
> >>Kasparov and he
> >>defeated
> >>me inspite of him playing left-handed.....
> >>Santa : Oye ullu-de pathey!! He sure did fool you!! U
> >>know what!! Gary
> >>IS
> >>LEFT-HANDED!!
> >>
> >>
> >>*******************
> >>
> >>
> >>Sardarji & Telugu
> >>One day a Sardarji talking with his friend.......
> >>Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
> >>we will not be
> >>able
> >>to
> >>communicate with my child.
> >>Friend: Is it! Why?
> >>Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child,it will start
> >>to speak after 6
> >>mths.
> >>
> >>
> >>**************************************
> >>
> >>BANTA SINGH - BEST OF ALL
> >>Friend: What are you looking at?
> >>Banta Singh: I know your Password, hee, hee.
> >>Friend: all right, what is my Password if you saw it?
> >>Banta Singh: four asterisks!
> >>
> >>******************************
> >>
> >>
> >>Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> >>Banta Singh: 9
> >>Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> >>Banta Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
> >>twisted the figure,
> >>the
> >>answer is 6!!
> >>
> >>
> >>*******************************
> >>
> >>Banta Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is
> >>dead.
> >>Friend: condolence, my friend.
> >>After 2 minutes Banta Singh cries even louder
> >>Friend: what now?
Banta Singh: my sister just called, her mother died
> >>too!
> >>
> >>
> >>*******************************
> >>
> >>
> >>Banta Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> >>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> >>Banta Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
> >>alphabet yet!!
> >>
> >>
> >>*******************************
> >>
> >>
> >>Santa Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
> >>elevator for 4
> >>hrs.because
> >>of a power failure.
> >>Banta Singh: Thats all right, me too...I got stuck on
> >>the escalator
> >>for3hrs.
> >>
> >>
> >>*******************************
> >>
> >>
> >>Jasmeet Kaur watched her husband Santa Singh searching
> >>high and low,
> >>all
> >>over the living room.
> >>She asked him: "What are you so frantically
> >>searching?"
> >>Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
> >>Jasmeet: "And what makes you think there are hidden
> >>cameras here?"
> >>Santa: "Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on
> >>television
> >>saying
> >>You are watching the Star World channel'? "How can he
> >>know what I am
> >>watching?"
> >>
> >>*******************************
> >>
> >>Titanic is sinking.... Everybody in the ship is
> >>shouting, crying,
> >>running
> >>or praying to god...
> >>Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the
> >>ship.
> >>Italian : How far is land, from here ?
> >>Sardarji : Two miles.
> >>Italian : Only two miles!?.... then why are these
> >>fools making noise. I
> >>have got the experience of swimming even more.
> >>Sardarji : ??????.....
> >>(The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes
> >>up to the layer
> >>to
> >>ask something again)
> >>Italian : Just tell me which side, land is two miles
> >>from here?
> >>Sardarji : Downwards .....
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