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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 12 Jul 2004 : 22:13:48
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] [~ Freshie Love Letter ~] [
Namaste My Indian honey,
How are u? I miss you my jalebi...I am your idli u are my sambar.... u are my samosa I am ur chatni.... your nose iz like a pokara...I want to bite it off...yummy..i vill tell mumy ji that u want to have our marriage pakki....I vill run in the fields with u...u can be madhuri if u let me be salman...Hum Aapke Hai Koun???
I'm sorry that I kissed you the other day..u must be scared that u are pregnant now...dont worry I asked my mommy ji and she said babyz dont come with just a kiss...u have to stick the dunda into the hole...I think she meanz the ear...we vill try sum time...and she said to use protection...I think she meanz thail ...I vill put almond oil vhere the saag dont shine.... can u dance with me in the rain...my tight jeans will hug my butt and ur big belly will stick out of ur sari...oooooooo that turns me on... ju are so sexxy.. u have a special place in my heart...when I phuddd... I think of u.....and when we get married...no more shaving for u...I like my lady hairy, it keeps me warm during the vinter... how many kids do u vant? I vant to have about 12- 13..u know us indian bunde never need viagra...ve are like the energizer bunny....ju know the gulabi one... WE KEEP GOING AND GOING...and if u make me mad...I vill pull ur guth....but dont scream because the neighbors might call the mamajis...and then I vill go to jail and there the rotis are sukia...the subji is 1 year old...it tastes like saag...vell I better go now becuz the electric bill vill be very high and I vill have to work overtime at the hutti. I lubb ju shweety...ju are my everything.....can u make my curry for mee?? sister said she vill stop cooking for me after she has a saali kuthi in the famliy.....so I vill see ju in Amrika ven I get! my passport...and greencard..jhu are a citizen right???
I need to vork at Taco Bell and drive a taxi on my spare nights...well I better go..the tractor iz running out of petrol...thank ju...bye bye...and namaste, sasrikal, assaalamu alaikum, namashkar and khuda hafiz... panchod..teri mah dia tunga....acha fir...good bye... acha fir hum milenge airport mai...and ve can sing a song...
HAPPY BIRDAY TO JU....
LuBB (with Chummas),
Ek Baal Tara Singh
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2007 Posts
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Posted - 12 Jul 2004 : 22:28:07
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omg u cant get any freshier than this can you....... lolz gd stuff now i knw wht to write to my love...hahah
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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babygal
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2698 Posts
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Posted - 13 Jul 2004 : 12:19:40
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lol
Am A GuD gYal CORRUPTED by bad TiNg$! |
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khushi
Asian Moderator
Tuvalu
3220 Posts
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Posted - 13 Jul 2004 : 14:41:03
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lol wow very mantic eh ;)
~ ~ When The Going Gets Tough ~ The Tough Gets Going ~ ~ |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4178 Posts
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Posted - 13 Jul 2004 : 19:27:57
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lolz read dis b4 n had jus as many laughs!!!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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groovychick
Senior Asian
United Kingdom
1970 Posts
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Posted - 13 Jul 2004 : 21:04:26
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ye tru sweetz!!
BoRn As A WiNnEr,LiVe aZ A WiNnEr N dIe Az A wInNeR!!! |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
4008 Posts
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Posted - 11 Aug 2004 : 21:20:31
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nice one sis
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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