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admin
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
3867 Posts
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Posted - 10 Mar 2004 : 23:30:16
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Sorry people - u have to admit, theyre were funny when we were younger - and theyre still funny now!
Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9
Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo mama's so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Yo mama's so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's so greasy she sweats crisco
Yo mama's so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
Yo mama's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in detroit
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys |
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Rani
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
1011 Posts
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Posted - 14 Mar 2004 : 16:18:57
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| lollll mama jokees . u kno i heard worse mama jokes that this unbelievable but wont post em ere too offensive |
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suga_n_spice
Asian Baby
United Kingdom
20 Posts
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Posted - 14 Mar 2004 : 16:41:09
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Yeah theres like soo many mamma jokes!! But they are very funny!LOL!
It is useful ocasionally 2 look at the past to gain a perspective on the present! |
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NitrouSS
Asian Baby
United Kingdom
34 Posts
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Posted - 18 Mar 2004 : 15:28:40
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lol i only got 1 mama joke
'when i told your mom to act her age she died'
WHAT GOS AROUND COMES AROUND |
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asaduddin
Asian Toddler
United Kingdom
52 Posts
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Posted - 20 Mar 2004 : 00:06:54
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Your momma so skinny she can do press-ups under the door
Asad Uddin |
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nisha khan
Asian Toddler
United Kingdom
68 Posts
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Posted - 22 Mar 2004 : 12:05:07
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i gt sum!
ur mama iz so fat dat she stud on a scale n it sed 1 at a tym plz!
ur mama iz so fat dat she stud on a scale n her mobile num appeared!
ur mama so thick she triped ova a cordless fone!
ur mama so poor dat she ran afta a garbage truck wiv a shopping list!
ur mama so thick she woz 2 catch a 44 bus but she catchd a 22 bus 2wice!
ur mama so thick dat she locked herself in da toilet but still pissed her pants!
ur mama so thick she locked herself in da grocery store but still starved 2 death!
ur mama so thick dat she gt ran ova by a parked car!
N1SH4 KH4N! |
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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
177 Posts
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Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:24:14
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lol
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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