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mokbol
Junior Asian

United Kingdom
177 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  19:43:27    
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
> >party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to

> >the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she >argued

>and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and >there was no

> >need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

> >So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping

> >soundly

> >for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,

> >decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her

> >costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband

> >to

> >see how he acted when she was not with him.

> >

> >So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,

> >cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" >he

>could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

> >

> >His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he

> >left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She >let

>him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

> >

> >After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her

> >ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had

> >passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at

> >midnight, she slipped

> >away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering

> >what

> >kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behaviour. She

> >was

> >sitting up reading when he came in,so she asked what kind of time he

> >had.

> >

> >"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when >you're

>not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

> >

> >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got

> >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into >the

>spare room and played poker all evening."

> >

> >"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker

> >all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

> >

> >To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your >Dad,

>apparently he had the time of his life




"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana"

jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian

USA
4510 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  20:06:28          
incest!! incest!! there could be young. possibly mid teenager eyes reading this!! torch the topic i say, it is indeed outrageous that humans have to resort to incest with a population of some six billion, outrage i say

maybe life is just a dream

mokbol
Junior Asian

United Kingdom
177 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  20:11:27    


Sorry mate, took it as a joke

didnt think of it like that

Admin please remove it

Thanks

"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana"

jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian

USA
4510 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  20:12:43          
nope i wasnt talking about myself, i was more concerned about the young and innocent(?) kids who may read this and ...

maybe life is just a dream

mokbol
Junior Asian

United Kingdom
177 Posts

Posted - 03 Jun 2004 :  20:14:52    


Point taken, but can also be preventive in persuading people not to flirt and this could be the tragic consequence of it.

But yeah, kids wont see it like that




"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana"
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