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hindu_kuri	Posted - 26 Mar 2004 : 12:47:29 OK LETS SAY UR WALKING DWN DA STREET OR AT A CLUB N U SEE A FIT GUY/GYAL !!!!!!!!! WHAT WUD U SAY 2 THEM WOTS UR CHAT UP LINE? a guy sed 2 me recently 'hey i lost my number can i have urs' i just walked off widout lookin at him HE MUST OF LOOKED LIKE A FOOL LOL WOT WUD U SAY !!!!!!
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admin	Posted - 05 Apr 2004 : 02:04:22 i dunno why im called mama! who was the first one ot use it?! I think it was raz/pattar dil! "98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"
PureCheekyness	Posted - 04 Apr 2004 : 23:34:13 well its old an gold for our admin. funniest line my mate used in boots to an beautionist "nice leggz, what time do they open" u shudve seen the luk on her face
MoMo	Posted - 04 Apr 2004 : 12:49:55 lol....i tink id prefer a freak 2 cum up n talk 2 me......i lyk guys that r different n have UMPH!! jst as long as thy ent Psycho's.
london-finest	Posted - 04 Apr 2004 : 12:42:38 like me the way iam normal
sarah	Posted - 04 Apr 2004 : 00:41:23 i dont these chat up lines r worth it to b honest y cnt ppl be their normal selves???
asaduddin	Posted - 04 Apr 2004 : 00:39:05 "Are u alright cos i think our feet are hurting because You been running in my mind..........." Never used it thow All you have to do is decide what to do, with the time that is given to you..........
D4_ON3nONLY_UK	Posted - 03 Apr 2004 : 19:23:19 ......His Mr Mama MIAH LOL
gorge_priya	Posted - 03 Apr 2004 : 19:10:09 y do ppl call admin, mama??
admin	Posted - 03 Apr 2004 : 18:49:13 oh my god, i think im pregnant! i had milkshake yesterday! "98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"
LiL_MizZ_TaNyA	Posted - 03 Apr 2004 : 17:02:18 lolzzz..... i fink every 1z getin hungry.......hmmmmmmmmmmmmm maccy D'z......u shud b luvin it...... i dnt think milkshakes cow.....if dats wat ya sayin.....n B-tiger..... u need 2 no ow a £50 note luks lyk B4 u can 4gt ow it luks lyk..........lolzzz dnt wori ppl......d £50 notes gana improove cuz our admins face is gana go on it......b-cuz hes gt soooooo many of them.....not dat any of u will get a £50 note in ya pocket.....bt cum 2 think of it.... hu wud want a £50 note if d admins face is on it....its lyk carrin a pic of ScReAm in ya pocks......lolzzzzzzzzz SiNgLe, SeXy N SwEET aT 16..... Im Da QUEeN WiD DA BLinG BLinG...da ReaL RuDe GyAL WiV Da cEll FnE RiNg-InG.....WhiLe I SiT oN mA ThRoNe SinG-InG....Im BLessEd iN mA fLesH... So DnT MeSS.... I AM Da BEST....
MoMo	Posted - 03 Apr 2004 : 13:38:39 ewwwwwwww.....omg....i wonder if itz tru....ima b careful naw!
D4_ON3nONLY_UK	Posted - 03 Apr 2004 : 01:28:58 u mean cows? dats sikkk!!! eeeeeee .......but i doubt dats true
admin	Posted - 03 Apr 2004 : 00:52:46 milkshake is what?! whats a COZ? "98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"
hindu_kuri	Posted - 02 Apr 2004 : 21:36:13 lol well nice 2 no ppl drink milkshake i stoped when i foiund out that most of the milkshake is CUM OF THE COZ N IM SERIOUS COZ I RESEARCHED IT N A COMAPNY WAS SUED ASWELL COZ OF IT TRUSSSS MILKSHAKE IS SICK DRINKIN CUM
Yazz	Posted - 02 Apr 2004 : 21:36:08 i dnt use chat uplines, but i thort the one from american desi was funny....u knw the buy me a pizza line?? er sum dude tried to chat me up by askin me if i blazed....how dumb was he..... live and let live.....dont let ppl get you down!
MoMo	Posted - 02 Apr 2004 : 17:41:48 lol.....i feel lyk a cream egg Mcflurry........hmmmmmmm!!!!!!
admin	Posted - 02 Apr 2004 : 13:29:06 talking of milkshakes, i need a strawberry one! maccies is just 2 mins away! 50 quid notes are red with some dodgy bloke on em! why use cash when u can use plastic?! its safer! besides u dont wanna get chased by the tax man for having to much cash in ur bank! "98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"
BengaLTiger	Posted - 02 Apr 2004 : 12:55:09 I want a large vanilla milkshake .. :( ... I love having a ciggy with a cold milkshake .. Ahh, theres nothing like it .. cos like in there adverts, i'm LuUuUvin it. lol ... Tanya you know something lol, i forgot how a £50 note looks like :\ i'm sure admin bruvs got lots of them stashed away somewhere. I bet his pillow case resembles a 50 quid note. lol //////////////// [BengalTiger ] //////////////// http://www.Banglachat.net
LiL_MizZ_TaNyA	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 22:58:01 hahahahhahahah hash u cudnt get a gal younger than u...... dats y u av 2 go afta da olders...... admin maama.... i no u gt a wallet.....n i no its loaded..... dnt wori maama if i ever c u... ull only av 2 buy me amc flury....its not 2 much is it??? even thou wen u go2 pay....ull giv ya £50 note....n get £49 n 1penny bak ull say "js keep da change" i luv u reli maama... SiNgLe, SeXy N SwEET aT 16..... Im Da QUEeN WiD DA BLinG BLinG...da ReaL RuDe GyAL WiV Da cEll FnE RiNg-InG.....WhiLe I SiT oN mA ThRoNe SinG-InG....Im BLessEd iN mA fLesH... So DnT MeSS.... I AM Da BEST....
FCUK_HASH	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 22:55:34 yoooo tanya, i feel u rudegyal! easy wiv dat bat tho lol! keep it up, ur rockin this place! yeh tanya how do u know admins STILL got hiz wallet? honest....i didnt nick it admin lol! I'ma bust as I'm rippin up 'nuff hits n gues hu's bak? No longa trapd Cuz I snapd on d 1's dat held me bak, feel d contact Ride d track, get a grip as I flip Ghetto wickedness I kick, gues hu's back? F C U K H A S H
FCUK_HASH	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 22:51:30 yooo admin, now ur talkin ma language! whoo hoo, hell yeh i can drive, even if i cudnt, i still can lol! so wat car iz it? best not b a 2 seater, coz me need to pack it wiv da hunnies, n hope u dnt mind coz it mite get a lil messy afta iv done wiv it! :) hay hay our admin haz a eye 4 older women...whooo hooo...wat ever turns u on bro lololol! not that i have n e thing against older women, i think there beautiful! (sed that so i dnt get batterd by em all lol) I'ma bust as I'm rippin up 'nuff hits n gues hu's bak? No longa trapd Cuz I snapd on d 1's dat held me bak, feel d contact Ride d track, get a grip as I flip Ghetto wickedness I kick, gues hu's back? F C U K H A S H
admin	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 21:47:37 nice lyrics tanz, how do u know how big my wallet is? how do u know i even have a wallet?! "98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"
LiL_MizZ_TaNyA	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 21:46:53 HAHAHAHAHAHA admin maama....mre lyk dy wnt chat 2 u......lolzzzzzz u gt d G loaded.....but rememba u cnt gt everyfin.....no wonda u luk lyk a monkey wid its head crakd open.....seen....lolzzzzzz maama me jokin....laugh at it ok...even if u dnt find it funi.... SiNgLe, SeXy N SwEET aT 16..... Im Da QUEeN WiD DA BLinG BLinG...da ReaL RuDe GyAL WiV Da cEll FnE RiNg-InG.....WhiLe I SiT oN mA ThRoNe SinG-InG....Im BLessEd iN mA fLesH... So DnT MeSS.... I AM Da BEST....
admin	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 21:44:16 Hash, i'll let u borrow whatever u want, u want the car too?! can u drive?! Truthfully u know i've neve chat up a girl, well never had an intention other than talking to some just for the sake of talking, but its all usually business, and shame theyre all older than me! "98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"
LiL_MizZ_TaNyA	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 21:43:06 hahahahaha hash u d MAN!!!lolzzzzzz "hes gt mre flamin lyrics dan admins wallet can cari... no wonda he cnt stand hash wid d FCUK ATTITUDE... admin wnt b able 2 cari his wallet in his pockets... if he chips dwn d bloks 2sell hash gs lyrics..." lol dats lame....agiith yea im werkin wid ma mc skillsssssssss lolzzzzzzzzz i no im ghetin sum wer keep it low.... n donkey uk.... im beta than aswayah rai.... i aint no fake.... contest wid me-she wnt take.... shes a wana B.... hell i aint gana b seen wid dat rat... im gana gt ma bat... n beat her till she craks.... oo yea........... hash g wat du fink of dat??? lolzzzzzzz IM PROUD 2 B 16........... SiNgLe, SeXy N SwEET aT 16..... Im Da QUEeN WiD DA BLinG BLinG...da ReaL RuDe GyAL WiV Da cEll FnE RiNg-InG.....WhiLe I SiT oN mA ThRoNe SinG-InG....Im BLessEd iN mA fLesH... So DnT MeSS.... I AM Da BEST....
hindu_kuri	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 21:26:35 lol joker
FCUK_HASH	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 01:52:33 i gotz a idea, just stand next to the admin, makin it look like ur with him lol! I'ma bust as I'm rippin up 'nuff hits n gues hu's bak? No longa trapd Cuz I snapd on d 1's dat held me bak, feel d contact Ride d track, get a grip as I flip Ghetto wickedness I kick, gues hu's back? F C U K H A S H
FCUK_HASH	Posted - 01 Apr 2004 : 01:50:59 chat up lines? uh who needs em now a dayz? we got LYNX innit, uv seen da adverds lol! aww if only it did wrk like that lol! admin, iv seen wat u do mate, flashin ur rolex n ur shirt buttons undone revelin that massive diomond, and countin a handful of 50 squid notes :) will u let me borrow em, i promise I WILL RUN AWAY with em :) I'ma bust as I'm rippin up 'nuff hits n gues hu's bak? No longa trapd Cuz I snapd on d 1's dat held me bak, feel d contact Ride d track, get a grip as I flip Ghetto wickedness I kick, gues hu's back? F C U K H A S H
london-finest	Posted - 31 Mar 2004 : 23:18:58 rani u know that i dnt have a chat up lines gals but u also know that when i speak to a gal i melt her heart dnt u come on say it baby all i do is look in to there eyes and give a magical glare and they are mine
D4_ON3nONLY_UK	Posted - 31 Mar 2004 : 19:28:04 YOOOOOOO 16 YR OLD GALS DONT LUK 16!!! MA MATE LIKED DIS GAL N I HAV 2 SAY SHE WAS FIT BUT WEN WE APPROAHCED HER WE FOUND OUT SHE WAS ONLY 14 !! HAHAAAAA! SO 2 ALL DE DUMMIES IN DIS HOUSE, DONT JUDGE PPL ON THEYR AGE! NEWAYS LIL MISS TANYA... U SAY U GET ATTENSION STRAIGHT AFTA U WALK OUT DE HOUSE...W.T.F. !! R U SOM SORT OF AISHWARYA RAI LUK-A-LIKE? IF U SO DAMN GUD LUKIN DEN PUT UR PIC ON DE MEMEBERS FOTO SECTION. NEWAYS MA CHAT UP LINE 4 A GAL I LIKE WUD B........ "BABYGAL, I LIKE UR STYLE, I LIKE UR CLASS, BUT MOST OF ALL I LIKE UR ARSE!!"

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