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mokbol	Posted - 03 Oct 2004 : 22:19:07 IDIOT JOKES Q: How did the idiot try to kill the fish? A: He put it under the water. Q: How do you keep an idiot busy? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: How do you make an idiot laugh on Saturday? A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday. Q: Why did the idiot stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: How do you keep an idiot busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q: Why can't idiots make ice cubes? A: he always forget the recipe Q: How did the idiot try to kill the bird? A: He threw it off a cliff. Q: What do you call an idiot in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: An idiot ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." Idiot #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" Idiot #2: "No, who wrote it?" Idiot: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?" MAN: "It's 3:15." Idiot: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and "zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana"
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Amina	Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 23:10:48 lolz live life 2 d ful xtent
Fabia	Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 16:23:23 lol fawaz "He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!" "O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
fawaz	Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 16:12:49 ......? "aja we tu nachle balle balle"
Fabia	Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 13:34:28 ........ "He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!" "O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
fawaz	Posted - 04 Oct 2004 : 13:15:41 lol..... "aja we tu nachle balle balle"

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