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hoT_Asian_BoY Posted - 23 May 2004 : 22:59:20
I think u should EAT LOTS OF FOOD AND DIE EARLY
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Openminded_gal Posted - 27 Jun 2004 : 00:06:39
lol, who want's to die early???


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jemsbhai Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 22:30:28
well ... sometimes it happens that when ur teaching a room full of horrible incarnations of the devil known as 2nd graders ... the torture, the suffering mutates u, turns ur skin green and sometimes tears ur clothes ( vis a vis the hulk) transforming u into a hideous creature, that stalks and preys upon prepubescent minds and bodies ... oh the horror!!

btw if i wrote that for a really short essay, what would i get?

maybe life is just a dream
Fabia Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 20:48:39
oh br jemzy, i dnt know how to be horrible to ppl or kids... x

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
jemsbhai Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 20:02:46
well then i hope u dont turn out to be like one of those horrible people who were the bane of my existence for the first 5 years of my school life ...



maybe life is just a dream
Fabia Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 19:58:51
is that so, well i only known amina since i joined the forum, and i've had this passion to teach longer than that.....OKKKAAYYY...... argh!!
lol

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
jemsbhai Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 18:43:09
@Fabia: so ur followin in amina's footsteps?

@Fawaz: whats wrong with being fat? its not like being black, u can get rid of fat by surgery ...

maybe life is just a dream
Fabia Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 14:44:17
yes me too mimi, i want to teach primary, inshaa'allah..... x

plus i dnt like movies like that period!!!! im a scardy cat 4 real

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
Lutonian Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 13:39:23
yep gluttony is 1 of the 7 sins

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Mimi459 Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 13:22:27
Have any of you watched that fime Se7en with Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey, for one of the sins, think it was gluttony, Spacey chains a guy to a table and forces him to eat and eat and eat spaghetti until he dies. I think Spaceys character had the right ideas but he just wasn't educuated enough to know how to use them and put them in to practise, so he became a martyr and comitted sins himself, poor chap, see education is everything, thats why I want to be a teacher.

I don't need no beauty sleep, no need to count those dirty sheep
fawaz Posted - 07 Jun 2004 : 12:49:31
[quote]Originally posted by BengaLTiger

My fatty bum bumz crew wouldn't object to that! :)

lol! wot da heck iz dat....a group of really OBESE ppl??????/

wag1 ppl!
jemsbhai Posted - 06 Jun 2004 : 08:32:58
why is there such an aversion to fat ppl?? its not like theyre black ppl or something ...

maybe life is just a dream
Naz Posted - 05 Jun 2004 : 20:02:54
quote:
Originally posted by admin

hmmm... i'll take ur advice on board. thanks.



"98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"



u dnt need to take his advice! ur a lil fatty as it is!!!lol. jk babes!!!

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BengaLTiger Posted - 04 Jun 2004 : 16:56:49
My fatty bum bumz crew wouldn't object to that! :)

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jemsbhai Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 20:08:48
mine or urs? :P

quote:
Originally posted by Fabia

Ur funny & ur honest....
Gosh i remember doing A-Level Goeg. i started 2 hate at the end...
Jemsbhai, very interesting but alot for the head....Lolz x

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."




maybe life is just a dream
fawaz Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 11:47:54
i am blessed wid it........

wag1 ppl!
Fabia Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 11:29:18
Ur funny & ur honest....
Gosh i remember doing A-Level Goeg. i started 2 hate at the end...
Jemsbhai, very interesting but alot for the head....Lolz x

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
fawaz Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 10:57:00
wot,wot did I do????? "Halo thingy on head"

wag1 ppl!
Fabia Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 10:45:03
LOL fawaz

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
fawaz Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 10:25:09
"yawning"

wag1 ppl!
jemsbhai Posted - 03 Jun 2004 : 03:30:22
atlast, the masses speak on the burning issues of overpopulation and anorexia ... and now an environmental engineering perspective:

in the modern urban world, a key factor in resource allocation is recycling, thus giving rise to the idiom "you drink what you flush" . however, this, coupled with an old adage "you are what you eat" leads to quite disturbing conclusions, one of which is the fact that indeed, what the human body so laboriously(and in some cases violently) excretes, the modern nutritional distribution system reintroduces to it, albeit after a series of foltering and detoxifying processes ... nonetheless we are all aware that no artificial process is a guaranteed success, hence, inevetiably, some, if not most of the toxins we emit, we re ingest, time after time. thus were someone to hypothetically, in such an environment ingest large quatities of said toxins by eating and drinking a lot everyday, the average time and energy consumed by his or her body to maintain itself will grow exponentially, and this will eventually lead to an early demise; which, all things noted, is an outrage, a tragic outrage ...

maybe life is just a dream
Lutonian Posted - 31 May 2004 : 01:21:18
well all children go straight to jannah wen they die...and the reward for muslim parents who are patient after losing a child are rewarded jannah too!

children arent born obese! its amazing parents didnt pick up on the fact there was something seriously wrong with the girls weight and appetite well before she got to that level or even if they did not enough information/advice was available to them to be able to deal with it. very worrying!

anyway, may allah grant the parents jannah and patience with their hardship right now!

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Fabia Posted - 30 May 2004 : 20:59:13
yes i know, how sad this is, but Inshaa'Allah the parents can be granted more...
at least she is in a better place, Alhamdulillah

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
Alz Posted - 30 May 2004 : 16:18:01
maybe they didn't feed her, she was born like that...So sad, poor thing.
Lutonian Posted - 30 May 2004 : 12:34:15
found the article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/thehealthnews.html?in_article_id=304421&in_page_id=1797

The Tarmac Terrorist
Lutonian Posted - 30 May 2004 : 12:07:14
hey i dont kno if any1 else has heard this but my wife told me last week she read this story about an overweight three year old bengali girl in london who died of heart failure.

apparently she weighed in at almost 6 stone (three times wat she should be) [:-o] and her poor heart couldnt take it any more!

i feel sorry for her parents as they've lost their daughter but cant understand how and why the flip did they feed her soo much?

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Alz Posted - 28 May 2004 : 02:10:02
can u really die by over eating...this means u'll be stuffing yourself purposely. After you eat to the max you'll be sick anyway...
fawaz Posted - 25 May 2004 : 16:39:20
oh AsianBoy do u mean: "eat lots of Food" HAVE A CRAP LIFE (i.e. be rly obese n h8td by every1) and die A MISERABLE DEATH

wag1 ppl!
admin Posted - 25 May 2004 : 16:36:41
hmmm... i'll take ur advice on board. thanks.



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Nij Posted - 25 May 2004 : 12:13:41
interesting logic asian boy

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maxi Posted - 25 May 2004 : 09:48:34
Hmm... Well Eat As much as u can! but you should burn it as well imean EXERCISE!

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