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priya rahman Posted - 05 Oct 2004 : 16:27:15
It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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Amina Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 23:16:22
lol

live life 2 d ful xtent
Fabia Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 16:17:48
nothing mch hun U

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
priya rahman Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 14:47:14
hey u guys wat u upto?
tah Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 14:24:33
i knw
fawaz Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 13:13:57
lol......wot u mean!!!!!!??

"aja we tu nachle balle balle"
priya rahman Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 09:14:49
quote:
Originally posted by Tahin

s*** i jus noticed i got 2 starz, wer dey cum frm. anyway all y'alll have wonderful names! Thank u very much Priya, which i might add is a lovely name!

1



thank you but i lyk ur name better
priya rahman Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 09:14:16
ha ha ha
Fabia Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 07:18:13
lol

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
admin Posted - 07 Oct 2004 : 01:18:06
why? werent u glad before?! or did u always want to be a man!?

quote:
Originally posted by sweet_as_suga

lol.....gald to eb a gal now!

.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.





"98% of the time i'm right, why worry about the other 3%?"
jemsbhai Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 23:25:22
well congrats on dem stars!! u on ur way!!

quote:
Originally posted by priya rahman

yea i no its gr8 im well excited.......lol



Maybe life is just a dream
Tahin Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 20:35:23
s*** i jus noticed i got 2 starz, wer dey cum frm. anyway all y'alll have wonderful names! Thank u very much Priya, which i might add is a lovely name!

1
Fabia Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 19:35:17
lol

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
rez Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 19:27:47
chocolate...mmmmm always does the trick

'I'm out of my mind but please feel free to leave a message'
Fabia Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 18:07:31
thank u sweety priya

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
sweet_as_suga Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 17:55:49
lol.....gald to eb a gal now!

.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.
priya rahman Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 16:17:05
yea i no its gr8 im well excited.......lol
fawaz Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 14:27:03
ooooooo........priya got a star..........

"aja we tu nachle balle balle"
khushi Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 13:01:01
OO NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PRIYAAA

~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~
priya rahman Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 12:18:12
oh thank you ur so sweet
Fabia Posted - 06 Oct 2004 : 11:18:53
lolz yeh u go girl, u special star mwah x

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

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