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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 22 Sep 2004 : 14:31:32
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A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Welshman.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Welshman took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Welshman had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear ... "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 22 Sep 2004 : 14:40:55
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OMG ahhahaah lolz
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7206 Posts
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Posted - 22 Sep 2004 : 19:41:09
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lolz!!!
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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2900 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 18:25:55
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I love welsh jokes!
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9260 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 19:31:59
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quote:
Originally posted by BengaLTiger
I love welsh jokes!
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maaaan 4 a second there i thought u were gonna say 'i love welsh sheep'
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 19:55:11
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ahahahahahah lols wht eva
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 20:33:03
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haha
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7206 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 21:47:02
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lol
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 27 Sep 2004 : 13:38:46
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 28 Sep 2004 : 12:27:44
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hehe......stop.......hahahahha
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 28 Sep 2004 : 14:45:33
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ho ho
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 29 Sep 2004 : 15:51:25
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hu ha!
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7206 Posts
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Posted - 29 Sep 2004 : 16:05:36
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lol@fawaz
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 30 Sep 2004 : 10:26:00
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hee haa howdy howdy i'm a cow...........boy.......heehee
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7206 Posts
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Posted - 30 Sep 2004 : 15:37:03
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o______k
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 30 Sep 2004 : 19:46:01
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 12:18:12
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quote:
Originally posted by sweet_as_suga
o______k
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•.
yh i no.......lost it for a LITTLE while........lol
"GoT hItChEd"
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Lutonian
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
9260 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 16:25:33
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glad 2 c uve regained it!
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
6888 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 16:53:37
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lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9601 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 19:20:26
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lolz
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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BengaLTiger
Asian Moderator
United Kingdom
2900 Posts
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Posted - 02 Oct 2004 : 16:34:35
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quote:
Originally posted by Lutonian
quote:
Originally posted by BengaLTiger
I love welsh jokes!
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maaaan 4 a second there i thought u were gonna say 'i love welsh sheep'
Aint nobody...posts it better...
Hell yeah man, cause i love them, they make good kebabs! nahmean!
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.....("`-/")_.-'"``-._
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